Woke up round a mate's house after a party. Ran to catch a train. Didn't have time to buy a ticket which would have cost £1.70. Tried looking for a guard on the train to buy a ticket off. Couldn't find one. 3 minutes between stops of alighting and disembarking. Got off. Bastards at the ticket barrier gave me a £20 fine.
 I am probably in the wrong, but fuck it. I am going to buy £1.70 of chocolate, post it to whoever does the appeals, and hope they rescind my decision. I have also illustrated a depiction of this morning's events to what I feel is a high degree of accuracy.