orange_pork

Thank God. Okay.

I need my TressFX but I'm really hoping that I can go at least one console cycle without buying 3 platforms.

I'm in like Flynn.

PSN: Orange_Pork

Whatever you guys, I'm not apologizing for anything. These are bad games. But I am at least glad you all stopped spamming Praise The Sun on every other message board on the internet for a while. Until DS2 comes out and circlejerk resumes.

Super Mario 3D World.

Rosalina ends up being one of the least fun characters to play because once she gets a powerup, she's just the slowest character with no unique ability.

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. Thought I'd play through it again since it's been almost 2 years since the last time I played it. 30 hours later I'm like halfway through. I forgot how freaking huge this game is.

Dark Souls uses 3d for new gameplay possibilities?

Is it requirement that in order to be a fan of this game, you must engage in this hyperbolic circlejerking in every internet forum you come across?

Getting it digitally. Is there any reason to preorder it digitally? Does it have bonuses or something?

I like this column a whole lot.

I have no idea what people expected from the PS4 announcement to be that disappointed in it. I thought it was fucking great, and this guy is calling it the "worst press conference ever?" Even Veronica Belmont said the event was pointless because she didn't get to see what the physical box looked like. Come the fuck on.