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What in the world is going on at Microsoft? How does not a single studio have a complete and polished game ready (other than maybe Hi-Fi Rush)? I remember the excuse for the multi-year drought of new IPs on the Xbox One being that they were gonna come out swinging with the new generation. Now here we are almost 2.5 years after launch and every game is either delayed, unfinished at release, or only exists because of a mid-production acquisition. Hell, if it wasn't for Obsidian and Double Fine things would be even more dire than last gen.

Halo got delayed a year and probably should have been given another. Starfield also got delayed a year... and now this. You'd think Xbox would be telling Zenimax to take their time and make sure Redfall is perfect, but I'm starting to feel like its become the sacrificial lamb to cover for the Starfield delay.

Weren't we hearing about a new Fable like 5+ years ago? Still no trailer? Didn't we get an extended Hellblade 2 trailer like two years? Still no release date? Hasn't MS said they've brought in external teams, like Crystal Dynamics, to help on games... and things are still this bad? I know the pandemic slowed things down for a while, but why has nearly every other publisher (nvm platform holder) been able to rebound by now except them? Phil seems like a good dude, but it seems pretty obvious 343i wasn't an outlier and upper-management at Xbox needs some serious adjustments.

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Weird. I just starting getting the crashing yesterday. Should be good now though. Upgraded from Build 4 to Build 5 and linked my account without any probs.

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Y'all know Dan Ryckert has a Twitch channel now, right? He mostly plays older games and the chat is always chill.

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There are a bunch of games I discovered throughout the year thanks to GB content, but if we're narrowing it down to GOTY, the crew sold me on Outer Wilds and Control. I was on the fence with Control and had largely written off Outer Wilds earlier in the year. In the run up to GOTY, they definitely got me with Ring Fit Adventure. There's no way I would have picked that up otherwise.

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That's it. 2020 is cancelled.

I'm starting a petition to make wrestling a federal crime.

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@marokai said:

Ryan used to be adamant about this, but it should be repeated: The staff personal top ten lists are where you pick your emotional attachments and the site-lists are where you debate the merits of game vs game and come to at least a slightly more reasoned conclusion. That the site-wide top ten has become a place for people to try and cram in their pet games over someone elses, or just throwing something on #10 to make a staff member or the community (in the case of the Witcher 3, which is basically what that one ended up being) happy isn't what the site-wide list was meant to be, or should be. Either make it more blatantly that (throwing all the staff lists into a blender and picking which gets the most points) or completely separate the two sentiments. The top ten argument is just a mess where people are barely discussing the qualities of the best games since people already know they're going to chart high up. If you were debating between just a top three again, or just picking a single game, you would actually have to defend the games that matter.

Nailed it. Thanks for articulating this so I don't have to.

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#7  Edited By PatchMaster

Definitely sounds like it's supposed to be a half-step between consoles and PC (Steambox anyone?), so I'd honestly be shocked if it sold for under $500.

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Don't buy into the "official" story. He's totally gonna be a pilot for the CIA. *wink*

Gonna miss ya, duder.

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#9  Edited By PatchMaster

I could go on and on, but here are a few criticisms... *ahem*

You're really licensing IPs out to Koei Tecmo and Team Ninja again?

You're turning Fire Emblem into Dynasty Warriors? lolwut

Xenoblade is regressing back to Dreamcast era anime graphics?

You couldn't even bang out a Mario Kart? We're getting a 3 year old port?

Still nothing from Retro?

The hook for the next Mario is that his hat is a side kick? Really?

Trying to bring back motion controls with the Joy-cons, yet no pack-in game?

So much regression it's mind-boggling.

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Man, I'm jonesing so hard for the next episode. Have the crew said anything?