Regardless of HD, why rebuy a game collection you've already bought? Why, a Thief Mask and Sly's Hat for the Spy, or course!. Maybe the last 3 years of updates for PS3 owners wouldn't be a bad idea either.
More copies could've been sold if it included a Nunchuck gun for the Spy. And a Reese Cup milkshake.
Ren's Bandanna for the Scout. Also, an apology letter for Shenmue II's ending.
Jade's Hair and hairband for the Pyro. Just think: millions of copies sold and we would've got that sequel ages ago.
Altair's Knife for the Spy. No longer a clever mod from FPSbanana.
Harman's Tommy Gun and Sniper Rifle for the Sniper? Why, yes! Hell, let's throw his hat in there too; for shits.
How about a Smiley Face pin for all classes? Also:
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King Hippo's Crown and Boxing Gloves for the Heavy. Comes complete with NES-era sounds. Or Soda Popinski's mustache.
Dr. Salvador's Mask for the Pyro, Leon's Knife for the Spy, Krauser's beret for all classes. Have I caused facepalms from this list yet?
Vincent's sheep horns for all classes. I'm going to stop this here before that Hailinel fella starts a debate about this game in the comments.
Daxter's goggles and pants for The Scout, since they are both scrawny wisecrackers, and Jak's Goggles for the Engineer, because I haven't given him anything yet.
Robotnik glasses and 'tache for the Medic. He is the UberEGGst!
Majora's Mask for all classes. Why? Because I found it to be too hard to give each class a specific mask.
PaRappa's Beanie for all classes. Kick, punch, the Scout is a Spy!
Ratchet's Wrench for the Engineer. Allows the Engineer to use less metal for repairs/upgrades while doing less melee and Sentry damage.
Carl's Gold Chain for all classes. TO-NIGHT!
Cookie Monster Hat for the Heavy. Also comes with a healing box of cookies . Despite the good-intentioned idea to have him like fruit, cookies will ALWAYS be everytime food.
Baseball Furies cap, facepaint, and special bat for the Scout. Come out and PLAAA-EEEEEEE-YAAAAAY!!!!
Gwonam's turban for the Spy. Also, what the fuck kind of name is "Gwonam"?
Servbot Head and Frank West's Camera for all classes. It'll be hard to see on progressive-scan televisions.
Cortez' goggles for the Heavy. Comes with a full copy of TimeSplitters 4.
50 Cent's Hat and Doo-rag for the Demoman. So when the helicopters come, he'll be ready.
Beat's Glasses and Classic Headphones for the Scout.
