The Porn Game Alphabet


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Ever notice, when you begin to type something into the GB search, one of your results will always be some obscure sex game? Like, so obscure that only two people have edited it and most of the points came from adding CG images to the image gallery? Well, everytime I make a list I always see this happen: it's kinda silly, and some of the things that come up are just... kinky.
 
So since I'm waiting for someone to give me something to do, I decided I'll just go ahead an make a list of such games. I'll type a letter into the search, and list the first porn game that starts with that letter. Ready and set and go now.

List items

  • "A" is for Amorous Professor Cherry. Where you decide among three girls who you want to have a relationship with, usually through lots of fucking. Considering the title, the game is bias: they want you to fuck the professor who I suppose is on the cover.

  • "B" is for Bible Black - The Infection. An installment in a popular long running series about Satanists and the people who fuck for it. I think; I tend to avoid BDSM.

  • "C" is for Cosplay Fetish Academy. "Cartoon girls don't care that you never shower. If only life were this easy." If that's the case, comic book conventions must get them all hot and bothered. Stinky.

  • "D" is for Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2. "D" is also for "damn right I do".

  • "E" is for Elf No Kyoudai, which I'll bet translates to "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THESE ELVES ARE HUGE!" Another title features crossdressing boys. Hell of a way to kill the mood, game.

  • "F" is for FAULT!! Though I can't find any explicit fucking in the image section, which is usually a given on these articles, I'll bet that your character decides to play tennis in order to get in bed with was busty mistress and a couple of 16-year olds.

  • "G" is for Gibo: Stepmother's Sin. It would've been for "Gal Gun", but that's just about shooting clothed school girls with waterbed boobie psychics. This game gives me a better opportunity to make a joke, because I can try to guess why this milf is looking into her cleavage. Is she looking for her keys? Did it swallow up a human being? Or maybe it's a gateway to the future! MY GOD.

  • "H" is for Hentai Anime Poker, which I'm sure you 'accidentally' clicked on when looking up Poker Night at the Inventory.

  • "I" is for Idols Galore! An unofficial Rule 34 of Idolmasters. Probably. Maybe. Not really. Not at all. Nope. Dot avi.

  • "J" is for The Joy of Sex. Not only is the the first Western listing here, but it's probably the only sex game in the database that begins with "J".

  • "K" is for Kanojo x Kanojo x Kanojo. As you could imagine, you get to fuck three girls with the same name. I bet that's a fetish somewhere.

  • "M" is for Musumaker. It's an adult child raising game. Chris Hansen probably finds this on computers a lot. Thanks for giving us pictures of a 3-year old's vagina you sick fucks! (seriously, fuck you.)

  • "N" if for Nami no Mani Mani. The clinic where are your dreams come true: sometimes through paizuri.

  • "P" is for Princess Lover! Long time. You love princess long time.

  • "Q" is for Queen Buon Giorno! You also love queen long time. I have a friend who loves Queen. "We Will Rock You." She will too. On your cock. Rock out with your cock out. Rock hard cock in a queen's vagina. She loves it. You love it. You also love queen long time. I have a friend who loves Queen...

  • "R" is for Resort BOIN. Yes, I know you want to be that banana. We all do.

  • "S", or rather "Sa" since "S" gave me no results, is for Sakura Relaxation. I have no idea what this game is really about but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it's about fucking a group of girls. Probably all named Sakura.

  • "T", or rather "Ta" since "T" also gave me no results, is for Tayutama: Kiss on My Deity. I really have nothing to say here so here's a picture from the game.

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  • "U" is for Under the Moon, which itself sounds like a cheesy romance novel. Or someone's memoirs. Or a chick flick. Or a vampire fanfic.

  • "X" is for "X-Change". This game challenges you not to jerk off to a guy who has been transformed into a girl who then fucks a lot. First one not to cum gets a candy.

  • "Y" is for Yin-Yang! X-Change Alternative. Also know as, the previous game but now with 20% more gender swaps.

  • "Z" is for Dream C Club Zero. Why? Because there is no sex game that starts with "Z". In it's defense, the only time that "Z" would come into play during intercourse is if you had bored your partner into a slumber.