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I learned something about myself today.

I have enough SPD, STA, and CON to chase down a bus in jeans in the rain in warm weather carrying a heavy backpack, but not enough CHR to convince the bus driver to let me on. I would've had enough STR to get on by force, but not enough WIS or DEX to take it to my destination. And even if I could, I would have to deal with the cops in combat (again, my CHR is not super-high, definitely not enough to weather a hijacking charge), and I probably don't have enough DEF to tank their bullets. All in all, I'm a decent combat unit and I'm glad I didn't reroll, but my non-combat statistics could use some buffing.

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PediatricUrology

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I have enough SPD, STA, and CON to chase down a bus in jeans in the rain in warm weather carrying a heavy backpack, but not enough CHR to convince the bus driver to let me on. I would've had enough STR to get on by force, but not enough WIS or DEX to take it to my destination. And even if I could, I would have to deal with the cops in combat (again, my CHR is not super-high, definitely not enough to weather a hijacking charge), and I probably don't have enough DEF to tank their bullets. All in all, I'm a decent combat unit and I'm glad I didn't reroll, but my non-combat statistics could use some buffing.

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...Kthnxbye

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OOOOOkkkkkaaaaaaayyyy. I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

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I like this post .

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That was...entertaining?

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PediatricUrology

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My INT stat is pretty high... if I could hook up with a party I'd be a pretty rockin' semi-tank Black Mage.

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5g for CHM & INT boost
 
S> DEF +5 HELMET

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Dude, awesome.  Not sure what to reply to that, though.  All of my stats are pretty low (except for maybe INT and DEX), but I'm sure if I gained the ability to use magic I would be an expert at that because of my current inert energy. 

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At first I thought this was a spam post, but then it grew on me. Kudos.

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@ViciousAnchovy said:
" I like this post . "
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What level are you? :P

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I LOVE THIS POST!! PLEZ DO MORE

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I would normally consider myself a nerd and speak D&D language...but for once I am at a loss.  My only other reply to this would have to be:  Kudos for you!

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PediatricUrology

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Edited By PediatricUrology

 
 
 

@cap123

: The CHM and INT boosts are tempting (could make my CHM good and my INT great) but I don't know where I'd go about getting a +5 helmet. If you have any spares laying around, I'd totally take them off your hands. Maybe sing you a little song in return or something, I dunno.
 
@deathstriker666:
 I don't know my level because I don't have much combat experience. My most recent fight was a couple months ago, and I thought I was gonna lose for sure because the guy was much faster than me (running-wise; I'm decent at DDR and whatnot so I'm good at reacting to things directionally) and he can bench over 220 and squat almost 500, but I blocked his attacks reasonably well and then wailed on him when he got tired.
 
I've mostly been working on my INT from school and my STA from running. Distance doesn't do a whole lot to boost your SPD because the main challenge is moving without burning too much energy. I lifted weights for a good while, but I fell off the wagon a bit. Still, I don't know if I've gotten much in the way of actual EXP because I pretty much never fight. But if I'm low-leveled now, I'm pretty happy with my innate stats. No where to go but up, after all :D
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4 strength, 4 stam leather belt?

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Those stats seem messed up. Not particularly fitting for any role, but not all that bad either. 
 
Maybe you need some better armor?
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You may rival governmentcheese in terms of most entertaining users ever. 

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I guess you're SOL.

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Sigh... if only it worked that way. Life needs a clearly defined leveling system. And the save-game mechanics are just awful. But hey, that's the Real Engine for you

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@emkeighcameron: You know, I kind of like the idea of a belt, and those stats look pretty good. Both of those are pretty high on me naturally, but a belt is one of the few things where I won't feel like an idiot for accessorizing with them. (One of the main others is ties, but I doubt there will be any +4DEF/+3CHA ties anytime soon)
 
 @Shirogane:
 You know, I'd imagine that just about anything is better than +0 Shirt of Tan and +0 Pants of Denim, but until Target starts selling the good stuff for $20, I'm stuck :(
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my INT is too low to comprehend your AWE

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i wish i had enough str to kick your ass but i left my amulet of the juggernaut at home. just kidding hillarious post

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@emkeighcameron said:
" 4 strength, 4 stam leather belt? "
ahhh uhhh ohhh
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Or maybe the busdriver was just a dick...