" Welcome to the site. Remember to read this. "

I've always said that Giantbomb could use someone who specialises in Pengiun medicine.

You are not in Kansas anymore.

Oh, thank goodness... The penguin doctor is here. This poor penguin is about to die of dysentery! Help!

Welcome to the site. Hope you enjoy it.

You pry should read this as well.

Just hate the Wii and embrace HD and you will fit in fine  ^-^

" @oldschool: I've seen that around here, and I honestly don't get it.  I enjoy my Wii 87% as much as I do anything else, but I guess i'm not going to fit in line, now am I? "

" but, here it goes.   I'm new, hey yall.  I welcome you all to my little crazy part of the internet, feel free to look around. "

Whut up?!

well welcome to gaintbomb :) i hope u enjoy the stay here.

" @dcpc10 said:

" Welcome to the site. Remember to read this. "

What he said. "

Welcome to the forums!
 
If you need anything ask...
 
Cheers

" @oldschool: Listen to this guy. Embrace me, surround me, as the rush comes. "

" @PenguinDoctor said:

" but, here it goes.   I'm new, hey yall.  I welcome you all to my little crazy part of the internet, feel free to look around. "

Hmm.. well since you are new here, wouldn't it be more like you are bringing your crazy to our part of the internet. Please leave crazy at the door =P You can have it back when you leave haha.
 
So yeah, skim the rules is always a good idea, basically Off Topic doesn't mean post random dumb shit for fun, it means non videogame related things that have discussion value. Also don't post a youtube video with a few words of text like "This is funny lolz" because people will murder you. (People post videos a lot)
 
So basically, dont be dumb =P Also no forum wars stuff, our community is incredibly awesome and has a very low percentage of that kind of asshole. 
 
Err so now to be not a dick =P Check out this super fucking awesome page made by the coolest dude on the forums, its a collection of all the most hilarious and awesome videos since Giantbomb started, its great to catch up with the inside jokes, and for tons of laughs. Its still missing a few things like TANG (This Aint No Game [terrible videogame movie reviews]) and some videos. But those will be added in soon, they are in the comments though =P
 
Almost forgot the link.  Have fun! "

Welcome to this little stop on the information Superhighway. 

" @oldschool: I've seen that around here, and I honestly don't get it.  I enjoy my Wii 87% as much as I do anything else, but I guess i'm not going to fit in line, now am I? "

" @Symphony: HOW DARE, YOU TROLL! "

" @Symphony:

HOW DARE, I AM THE GREATEST POSTER ON THESE FORUMS AND I AM ABOVE THE LAW. I CAN HAWK MY WARES WHEREVER I FEEL LIKE IT AND NEW USERS SHOULD BE OBLIGATED TO READ MY POSTS

" @PenguinDoctor said:

" @oldschool: I've seen that around here, and I honestly don't get it.  I enjoy my Wii 87% as much as I do anything else, but I guess i'm not going to fit in line, now am I? "

It is okay to like the Wii, but you just have to accept that you are 12 years old and your testicles are yet to grow hair  ^-^  in all seriousness, you just ignore much of it and there is actually a lot of maturity around GB.  You will soon figure out who to ignore - there aren't that many so bad you to ignore them.  If you have a DS, we have an excellent community on the the DS forums.  All tastes are catered for on all games and paltforms.  It is just the Wii that somehow engenders the need to complain. "

Welcome to the site :).

" @Xeiphyer said:

" @Symphony: HOW DARE, YOU TROLL! "

Way to hit Post Reply before you had finished typing that up. Yeah, I saw the post before you edited. I know your dirty secret. 
 
Xeiphyer's original post was this --
 

" @Symphony:

HOW DARE, I AM THE GREATEST POSTER ON THESE FORUMS AND I AM ABOVE THE LAW. I CAN HAWK MY WARES WHEREVER I FEEL LIKE IT AND NEW USERS SHOULD BE OBLIGATED TO READ MY POSTS

" @dcpc10 said:

" Welcome to the site. Remember to read this. "

What he said. "

"@oldschool said:

" @PenguinDoctor said:

" @oldschool: I've seen that around here, and I honestly don't get it.  I enjoy my Wii 87% as much as I do anything else, but I guess i'm not going to fit in line, now am I? "

It is okay to like the Wii, but you just have to accept that you are 12 years old and your testicles are yet to grow hair  ^-^  in all seriousness, you just ignore much of it and there is actually a lot of maturity around GB.  You will soon figure out who to ignore - there aren't that many so bad you to ignore them.  If you have a DS, we have an excellent community on the the DS forums.  All tastes are catered for on all games and paltforms.  It is just the Wii that somehow engenders the need to complain. "

Geeze, you reaaaaally like to perpetuate that whole flamewar, don't you? It's as if the moment it starts to settle, yet another new post defending the Wii miraculously shows up.  "

" @Symphony said:

Geeze, you reaaaaally like to perpetuate that whole flamewar, don't you? It's as if the moment it starts to settle, yet another new post defending the Wii miraculously shows up.  "

It isn't a flamewar, rather just a casual discussion amongst friends ^_^ "

" @oldschool said:

" @Symphony said:

Geeze, you reaaaaally like to perpetuate that whole flamewar, don't you? It's as if the moment it starts to settle, yet another new post defending the Wii miraculously shows up.  "

It isn't a flamewar, rather just a casual discussion amongst friends ^_^ "

lol if you say so. :P "

" @Symphony said:

" @oldschool said:

" @Symphony said:

Geeze, you reaaaaally like to perpetuate that whole flamewar, don't you? It's as if the moment it starts to settle, yet another new post defending the Wii miraculously shows up.  "

It isn't a flamewar, rather just a casual discussion amongst friends ^_^ "

lol if you say so. :P "

Oh, I do, i do. We are all friends right? "

welcome to thee!!! Giantbomb!!!! 

Lessee, we have PenguinDust, OrignalPenguin and now PenguinDoctor. You guys forming a jazz trio?
 
Anyway, welcome to GiantBomb!
 
 
BUFU!

" @oldschool said:

" @Symphony said:

" @oldschool said:

" @Symphony said:

Geeze, you reaaaaally like to perpetuate that whole flamewar, don't you? It's as if the moment it starts to settle, yet another new post defending the Wii miraculously shows up.  "

It isn't a flamewar, rather just a casual discussion amongst friends ^_^ "

lol if you say so. :P "

Oh, I do, i do. We are all friends right? "

Nay, we are all Highlanders sworn to fight until there is only a single member left standing.   There can be only one! "

You are NOT welcome here, GTFO.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Just kidding mate, enjoy your stay at GB. 

Welcome. This is the real mothaf*cking internet, so I hope you brought your opinions and troll spray.

Ten quick tips:
 
1) Don't talk about God
2) Back up any opinions with facts (so not seen as a troll. Again, no God references)
3) Read the forums
4) Make a start on making friends with Moderators so you have help when you kill somebody
5) Have fun
6) Giantbomb is an awesome community. Find your place inside it, and have fun!
7) It's also a great place to find competitive players in gaming (for example, the Street Fighter IV players round here are the best)
8) Please state your console preference and the consoles that you have.
9) This is not a terrorist site
10) Beware of the sarcasm
 
Have fun at Giantbomb!

" @dcpc10 said:

" Welcome to the site. Remember to read this. "

What he said. "

Welcome to the site mate, enjoy it.

Welcome... but if you'd hate to start another one of these, then why did you?  It's not as if every new member here makes a thread like this.

" Ten quick tips:  
1) Don't talk about God 
2) Back up any opinions with facts (so not seen as a troll. Again, no God references)
 3) Read the forums 
4) Make a start on making friends with Moderators so you have help when you kill somebody 
5) Have fun 
6) Giantbomb is an awesome community. Find your place inside it, and have fun! 
7) It's also a great place to find competitive players in gaming (for example, the Street Fighter IV players round here are the best)
8) Please state your console preference and the consoles that you have. 
9) This is not a terrorist site 
10) Beware of the sarcasm  
Have fun at Giantbomb! "

sigh...
 
Welcome.
 
I recommend the Hamburger forum.

Welcome to the site m8

Yo! Welcome to Giantbomb.

Welcome! All new members are required to watch this.