PoorTommy

The current site we have still feels new, so this jump seems pretty wild! I guess I haven't been keyed in on things, but this transition toward Giant Bomb being the Netflix of games is so chaotic and lawful Jeff it hurts. It breaks my brain how good this is.

Something to say about the tabs, "Words" might be condescending to some of the great writers on this site's history, not to mention the freelancers who wrote here who may still be freelancers. Maybe a tab named "Writing" is better? I get that things like the Community Spotlight might not exactly fit in there, but "Writing" connotes a shoring up of what has always been a marginal though important part of the site.

I love it when a plan comes to be fun.

Also: SELL EXALT WEAPONRY

five minutes till a Very Dan Moment

Some say that coins only land heads or tails. Only the true gamer can reveal a third option: the coin's edge.

" 'You stubborn buffoons! Prepare to die!'--we probably will."

"Oh shit!"

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to This is--eeeeer--The Run!

*extremely jeff voice* shit

2017's Best New Character:

Margaret

Jeremiah

Um, excuse me, no, this is actually premium content and all the freebie lovers have to prove their love by subscribing (forgo the avocado toast for fucking once) which is an act we all know says, hey I'm a lover