Great article, really fleshed out the story beyond what reddit ever would have.
They should probably focus less on editing cutscenes and more on making fun gameplay, something they just can't seem to get right.
Have you played Mark of the Ninja? How about Don't Starve? If you weren't able to derive any fun from those games, you may need to check your own pulse...
Too bad you don't seem to know exactly what you're talking about.