So in Las Vegas there's a Duke Nukem Forever promo event being held at a strip club renamed TITTY CITY. There's demo kiosks set up inside an actual real strip club, girls in school uniforms and general stuff that a dude like Duke Nukem would approve of. Here's some photos that have emerged on Twitter.
I understand it needs to be in theme with the game, but I personally feel Duke Nukem as a character to be way-beyond-irrelevant in 2011 and can't wait until the game is released so we can finally forget about it. This whole event smacks of dumb and just keeps gaming squarely in the corner of the lonely-social-outcast-gamer-who-has-never-had-a-girlfriend-damn-what-a-loser-amirite?
Once she's in office and pisses off every other country on the planet and inevitably leads everyone into World War 3 while her voters think OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT HOCKEY MOM, the surface of the earth will scorched with fire due to her firing countless payloads of weapons at brown people. Then as the survivors try to rebuild Fallout-style, the US government will elect a cute little dachsund named Colin as President. Because hey, why not?
I played The Warriors when it was released and loved it. Still the only decent movie-based game ever made.
I played it to completion and then watched the movie for the first time. Due to most of the game being a prequel, I had a whole lot of backstory for characters in the movie, even extremely minor ones. Gangs that appear way off in the background in one scene and I'm like OH DUDE ITS THE MOONRUNNERS I HATE THOSE BASTARDS. You spend an entire section of the game fighting the Savage Huns but they only appear for, literally, two seconds in the movie.
Seeing the characters I had been around for 15+ hours 'come to life' while watching the movie was an amazing experience. I highly recommend watching the film only AFTER finishing the game.
Johnny Depp made 5 million for not doing anything. Literally. Nothing. The dude could have been crazy bedridden like Brian Wilson all throughout 2010 and still picked up a wage of 5 million dollars.
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