The Giant Bomb F2P Quick Look Formula
By RenegadeSaint 5 Comments
- Immediately complain that game is F2P and offers some sort of transaction model.
- Apparently enjoy game for 30 minutes while misunderstanding most gameplay mechanics (free and paid alike).
- Repeat complaints about the nature of F2P games and check to see the conversion rate of in-game currency to real world money (If you're Brad, now is a good time to hoard your in-game currency or refuse to test an important gameplay mechanic).
- Comment on sad state of gaming even though quality games with a significant amount of content are now accessible to a wider range of people.
- Say, "It seems alright."
- Rinse, repeat.
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P.S. I do realize that I now only show up to complain, which officially makes me an old man.
P.P.S. This entry was spurred by watching the recent Ascend QL and reminiscing about the PvZ2 QL.