Best Dracula 2
It is that time of year again. The leaves are changing colors, it is getting cold on an ever heating earth and I am procrastinating on another project so, let's get through this Dracula Review!
This is a pretty standard review of Draculas so, we will be using the Standard Dracula Ranking Method (SDRM), as outlined below:
- Do they look like a Dracula? (AKA Style) - Standard stuff really. They should look like Dracula. How you think Dracula looks in your head is the most correct Dracula look there is. Not this Nosferatu nonsense. You can follow the 3B scale for measurement: Brooding; Black Clothes; Bombshell.
- Do they seduce like a Dracula? (AKA Grace & Charm) - Dracula gets "it". Sex. My ideal Dracula has a sexual orientation of "Yes, I'll have that please." All Draculas are usually pretty graceful and can charm the paint off a wall if interested in seeing that wall in the nude, which they usual want to see everything in the nude and that's why the castles are at best naked and, at worst, upside-down.
- Do they only enter homes on invitation? (AKA Ability to enter homes only on invitation) - This is the big one right here. A good Drac gets an invite in to the house before they can enter. They literally can't be there otherwise or they wouldn't be a Dracula.
As always, feel free to list some good Draculas in the comments or let me know if there are some you want to see in the next review! You can see my last ranking at the link below.