Best of 2005
I recently flew across the country to attend a wedding. I don't think I like weddings. In 2005, none of my friends were getting married. I liked this because, as I said earlier, I don't think I like weddings. Along with friends not getting married, I graduated high school in 2005. I worked at a video store called Movie Magic. The store went out of business right before I moved to Rohnert Park for college. On one of my last shifts I threw a broom at a cardboard box. I missed the box and the broom broke a small window. I was so scared that I was going to get into trouble that I tried to hide the broken window. That night, however, my conscience got the best of me. I drove back to the store, threw a note in the broken window fessing up to my mistake, and taped the window shut. A few months into college, I drove back to my hometown and partied with an old coworker from Movie Magic. He pulled my confession from the top of his fridge. He thought it was the funniest thing. I don't think I like coworkers.