I recall, when I was a kid, I used to flip through my booklets for NES games and look at the pictures and read the text. I remember vividly flipping through the manual for Super Mario Bros. 2 because I loved the game and I loved looking at the color pictures and reading the enemy descriptions. Like this gem for Mouser:
It is a bomber of bad dreams that destroys good dreams. It is proud and it doesn’t believe that it is just a mouse.
That is insane and awesome! Imagine me as a 7 year old trying to figure out how that makes any sort of sense. I mean, SMB 2 was a crazy game, but not really that outlandish for NES platformers, but the manual just took that and went to the stratosphere with it.
I feel like Nintendo always treated their manuals with a greater sense of whimsy and color than others. And I think flavor text about monsters like that would have made perfect sense to my 7 year old brain. Mouser sounds like an ok guy with the right attitude, to me.
@frostyryan: haha this was before I developed late-onset motion sickness. Now looking down at my phone for 5 seconds in the car gets me seasick. I don't know how my child lead-belly survived car ride gameboy marathons.



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