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Sarumarine

Brad Shoemaker is a crystal lizard fiend.

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#1  Edited By Sarumarine

Like a lot of people are saying, Dead Space is a fun, solid game but it's not really scary. It's more unsettling than anything else as monsters that look like people turned inside out is really gross.

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#2  Edited By Sarumarine

You beat the game! Too bad about those hundred hobos you beat to death over the course of your investigation. You're now a serial killer of crazy hobos. Serial Killer Hobo. Heh.

But yeah, crazy ending. Almost X-Files like in its confusion.

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#3  Edited By Sarumarine

I think that qualifies as the best use of a meat hook in a video game. At least the best I've seen so far.

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#4  Edited By Sarumarine

Serial Killer X gonna give it to ya. At the moment, I don't care how long you guys run with Condemned, it's awesome.

By the way, I think that sub-machine gun was a Grease Gun from WWII. It's still weird that it shows up in a library at the corner of Crazy and Lunatic though.

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#5  Edited By Sarumarine

Condemned is getting all Inception up in this shit. There's an Xbox inside your Xbox that you can play while you play your Xbox. Heh. That was a bizarre moment. I can't decide if it was funny or sad they put that in the game.

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#6  Edited By Sarumarine

Hey, sounds good. I already sent you the PM. My gamertag is the same as my username, "Sarumarine".

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#7  Edited By Sarumarine

While this may be a case of thinking too hard... it's most likely that whatever process the immulsion goes through to become fuel for copters, cars, etc. differentiates it from the raw immulsion infecting the planet. So it would avoid getting vaporized by the Fenix tower machine. But hey, video games.

One minor issue I had with the ending is that they never explained why Myrrah looks human... but with a series including razor hail, chainsaw bayonets, and Ice-T as a Fuel Company CEO... I should probably be asking more important questions than that.

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#8  Edited By Sarumarine

In my circle of friends we always went after Metal Man first. His level is pretty manageable and he's a joke boss even on the harder difficulty. Play on the easier setting and you can kill him in four or five shots.

I know Brad has said pretty confidently that Air Man is always the first boss... but in my opinion Air Man's stage is a total pain in the ass. I find it better to play his stage when you get the floating platform item. And Air Man is no slouch as a boss either. There's always one of his air shotgun patterns you can't dodge. I always beat him after I get Wood Man's power.

Now, I would respect anyone who went after Heat Man first. That giant stretch of disappearing blocks was impossible for me as a child, and it still intimidates the hell out of me. I usually just use Item 2 and surf over everything.

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#9  Edited By Sarumarine

Woo! Community spotlight! Congratulations everyone. Looking good out there.

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#10  Edited By Sarumarine

Somebody has probably already said it by now, but this kind of thing should be standard practice. You can have your logos and promotional material as long as you have a reverse cover with superior box art.