To commemorate the exciting announcement of The Last Last, my crowd-funded post-apocalyptic shoemaking simulator.
(Qualified game titles contain the word "last" outside of common formulations such as "last hope" or "last minute," and do not, in and of themselves, convey the significance and/or cause of the "last-ness" they refer to, all of which at my discretion. Arguments for or against inclusion are warmly appreciated.)
(This shit is dumb.)
Last. Armageddon. There have been a sufficient number of Armageddons, and we simply won't stand for any more of them. You are looking at the 1945 Mouton Rothschild of "last" things. It may never be dethroned. From here on, none of the ordering matters.
This game is superb and it pains me to make it the butt of a stupid joke. Please play it.
I commend whoever shot down the first title of this game, "Planet of the Apes: Final Frontier," for not cruelly misleading millions of buyers with the false promise of a Star Trek crossover. Or an ape space program, which might have been better.
Especially curious/crazy-making are these "last" things that aren't even words. To me the last Cloudia is much the same as the third or the eighty-seventh Cloudia, because I wouldn't hazard to guess what in blue Hell a Cloudia is anyway.
