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@SadPatrol said:

I'll just get vaccinated so I'll be fine

yep, that covers the most frequent common cold strains, most flu bacteria, as well all weaponized super-viruses

I just eat it anyway. If I don't like it, that's my own damn fault

I'd say Windwaker. Skyward Sword streamlines so much stuff that it would probably be hard to do it the other way around

Here's why you're making a dumb decision by not buying this game

@grant742 said:

beat me to it

Star Fox 64 3D does that. You only need one cart between the two of you.

@Patman99 said:

So I should punch them in the stomach?

That's optional. The required area to hit them and what to hit them with, are both a bit lower.

I love names of people who signed it

You have performed a much needed public service.