Games I Beat!
Games I proudly consider beat. By me, with a stick. Stick of completedness. This is a work in progress and will take roughly as long as the great wall of china to finish.
List items
-
Nanananananana, BEAT MAAAN. God that's cheap. Now I feel dirty.
-
Metroidvania? More like BeatroidPAINIA!
-
Gimme your D's, I'll trade you B and T... BEAT SPACE!!!
-
High Punch Lovecraft! Flash knockout beating.
-
I beat the fable, oooh.. but I did not control the dooog... That really doesn't work with the melody.
-
Well I found it, and beat it.
-
I cast an allmighty beating on all of it. Physical damage to all with chance of COMPLETION BABY!
-
Swing, swang, swunged! My beating broke the english language! And the plot, judging by the ending. :O
-
A karma moment that lasted two playthroughs and all the way to a platinum trophy! Beat-i-ful!
-
This beating was definitely realtime.
-
Realtime strategy isn't normally my cup of tea but I made an exception to beat Covenant up with Spartans in plural.
-
The only GTA I ever beat. Does that make me a bad person, or just one who can't forgive sloppy mechanics even when there's a bajillion of them in one game?
-
Beat is in this one too.
-
A character in this game is called Beat.
-
I will beat you forever. <3
-
I'm gonna beat you, with sonic spee-eeed!
-
Adventure bits can't bring you down, Sonic the Dimps developed Hedgehog! Beat!
-
Ah, Dimps my love, keep pitching and I'll keep slugging away, beating it out of the ballpark.
-
Didn't require a particularly advanced beating, curiously enough.
-
When this came out and wasn't developed by Sonic Team, who'd have thought Dimps would beat Sega at their own game? Then I beat theirs.
-
Deserves a number of different kinds of beatings, but I settled for the one.
-
Well look again, you're beat.
-
Escaped Butcher Bay only to face my beating.
-
I give these ties my seal of recommendation as they withstood the might of my thorough beating.
-
Hah, Torque knew nothing about suffering until I... you know... Yeah.
-
Added a beating to its elements of power.
-
Futuristic disco beat.
-
A beating at the end of the rainbow.
-
Agent-le, double beating.
-
Beat some order into it.
-
No swat-turning away from this beating, mr Fisher!
-
Won't know what beat it.
-
Rolled up a beating!
-
Bigger, better, beat.
-
Beating? You ARE TEH BEAT, SON!
-
Beat, but somehow still alive.
-
It fought back hard, but I beat it.
-
Beat this too, 3 hit combo of turn on, press buttons and watching credits! Wham!
-
Prolly the first RPG I liked through and through, beat aswell! Whack, whack, whenever it was my turn. Then eaten for atma.
-
Thoroughly charted. And beat.
-
Beat with Thor's hammer in adventurous frenzy.
-
"Legend" refers to the epic beating.
-
Strategically approached and surrounded with no way of escaping a beating.
-
Devils may cry but you can't know for sure until you beat them.
-
Flipped out, so I beat it.
-
First Zelda since 3 that I saw through to the end. Simon beats Master Sword.
-
Almost one of those that got away, but I caught up with it in 2008 and gave it a nice beating.
-
It almost makes me feel bad to beat Sonic what with the abuse Sega put him through, but this one was good! Good beating is a nice change.
-
Well I beat man, then he fell.
-
Revamped classic gets revamped beating. It's like a whole new game! And beating!
-
"You look up and you still see it!" -Halo when confronted by my insane beating.
-
Well I got to hear the Arbiter beg and wasn't disappointed. But then what's a little torture compared to my lightning fast knuckles, beating away?
-
You know, this superb game beat me a little too, but I'm not the one floating around space in half a ship.
-
When played in some direction I'm the one beating <i>it</i>, ultimately though I'm not really sure... Awesome game.
-
I have beat the face of time.
-
This sure was a prince in need of a good beating. So I beat it.
-
Beat it ganstah style, with fists angled sideways yelling profanities.
-
When it wasn't busy beating itself over the head with long winded, overly sentimental cutscenes, I helped out. It was a team effort. Essentially my first jRPG.
-
Quite literally beaten with all kinds of things.
-
It's difficult to tell when you've beaten a sports game unless they give you an achievement called Supreme Snow God. I think it's a safe assumption I beat it.
-
Wake up..... doctor... Freeman.... wake up and..... smell the beating.
-
Needs more than umbrella when I rain down the beating. Excellent light gun game out of nowhere. And without a gun.. ironically.
-
Guns and swords may break my bones but...... I beat it anyway.
-
...is well and good but you need brains too if you don't wanna feel the beat!...-heat!
-
Looking for freedom - will beat commies.
-
Shortly after appearing in this game, Jack Slate changed name to Beat McMeat. Jack Slate simply doesn't evoke enough of a generic action hero feel, the star said in a statement.
-
Questionable localization ahoy, 90% of a game is beat-er than nothing!
-
Beat-ween vanilla and gorilla Sonic, I extracted some actual fun!
-
Disappointingly palette swap-esque. Apollo is Phoenix by another sprite. Regardless, top notch writing still shines bright, four games in! OBE...OBEEAAT...JECTION.. OBEAAAA.... No. Really isn't a word there.
-
BEAAAAT-EEN! BEAT-EEEN!
-
Ran inside and beat it absolutely effing silly with a sledgehammer until it fell over on top of a guy.
-
Split my party up so often - cocking up my skill distribution - I wanted to beat up the scenario writer. Settled for beating the game though.
-
Designing a singleplayer game to be a singleplayer game beats bolting campaign onto a multiplayer game. Also, me beats this, if only for the gold and conversation.
-
I beat this one context sensitively to have it give up information and.. more gamey bits.
-
Frankly beats everything I've ever played, and I beat it, making me my own favourite game.. I think. I'm not sure how that works out.
-
Beats me why I can't have a 10 minute conversation with a lady in this without her wanting to get in my pants, but I beat the game, so we both feel awkward.
-
Imported previous beating to define my new one.
-
This beating kept rolling like it was supposed to, youtube videos by latent axe murderers notwithstanding.
-
Made water solid and turned U-beat-soft U-beat-hard.
Wow that's stupid. I don't even know what that means.
-
Threw a spear, hauled aztec man around. Lara Croft and the Guardian of BEAT!
-
It's not a lake, it's a beating.
-
Oh it'll never forget.
-
Stupid bear and bird in cars could easily have turned to arse, but though platforming was quite fleeting, I derived much pleasure from this beating.
-
Died my way to the beating.
-
Freedom is the right of all sentient beatings.
-
The Devine Comedy stopped laughing once I beat it. Actually it was crying before I got there.
-
Beat you! Check that box on your psych evaluation, mother effer! Actually if you're a mother effer you should prolly check that box too.
-
YOU ARE the beating, SON!... Oh I used that already? Ummmm. How about "sudden increase in lady beats"?
-
Don't fear the beater.
-
B.E.A.T.
-
Power jumps and lands firmly somewhere between a tech demo and a masterpiece. Certainly beats me what all the fuss was about. OH AND I BEAT IT RIGHT BACK.
-
I gave this game by Benoit Sokal a So called Beatoing.
3 Comments