• SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic Will You Miss Loading Screens?. on the General Discussion board

    The loading times they boasted have got me more excited about loads that don't have a loading screen. I'm playing Witcher 3 right now and it takes about 2 seconds to get in and out of menus. Instant...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic A positive thread about what you're currently playing. on the General Discussion board

    Hoped back into my Witcher 3 save. It took a minute to get the controls again but I'm there now. The movement is still terrible, on and off the horse, but I enjoy the combat. The HDR in this game rea...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic $250 for a diskless Xbox. on the Xbox One board

    @efesell: i got my S for $200. It was black friday though

  • SloppyDetective posted a message on the post Episode 204.

    I love Halo, I was the right age for it to hit me really hard. Looking back Halo's writing and story telling were dog shit. There's some decent characterization in it, but when I say decent, I mean f...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic What is the SINGLE key feature PS5 needs?. on the The Next-Gen PlayStation Forum board

    Honestly the faster loading times was the most attractive part of the reveal. I've been playing Witcher 3 on a PS4 Pro and the in and out loading of the menus feels so slow. I want quality of life im...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic What was the last "wait, how do I play this again?" game?. on the General Discussion board

    Yesterday I got stoned--for the first time in a long time--and was dipping into a lot of different games. I decided I wanted to see some of The Witcher 3 DLC I never played so I started a new game wit...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message on the post Jeff Gerstmann's Pro Skater 2-III.

    I'VE GOT A DALMATIAN AND I CAN STILL GET HIGH

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic So how big are potions in real life anyway?. on the General Discussion board

    the size of a single serve sunny-d bottle. the type you got after a soccer game to heal your young legs

  • SloppyDetective posted a message on the post 576: I Sometimes Play the Switch.

    Brad you should do an Ubisoft Club Units shopping spree stream

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic Season 1: Wild Frontier has begun. on the Apex Legends board

    The battle pass is super disappointing but man Octane is so fun to play. He amps up the funnest part of the game which is the movement. Juicing yourself up and then hauling ass into a slide right int...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message on the post 575: Thousand-Player Battle Royale.

    Sometimes I feel like me and Ben live on completely different planets: baked lays are thin and that is one of their best qualities

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic Do you think we'll get solo/duo play modes?. on the Apex Legends board

    I think there will be a solo mode released alongside the battlepass to entice players who do not like squads to buy in.

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic Respawn's Titanfall Battle Royale game "Apex Legends" looks pretty great...and available now!. on the Apex Legends board

    @nateandrews: Ive had some pretty good games that have led to a win with a random third. Being the random third is much worse imo. I was jumpmaster and my two teammates were like "ya thats a good spot...

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic Do you play best sober, buzzed, or drunk?. on the General Discussion board

    Gaming is a lot like driving: a few drinks makes you better but too many and it's the jail for you

  • SloppyDetective posted a message in the forum topic anthem will eventually be better than destiny and the division. on the Anthem board

    The fact that this is selling worse than Mass Effect Andromeda puts a wrench in the thought that this game will continue

  • SloppyDetective posted a message on the post Altered Beast - Part 08.

    Did Vinny get new glasses? They don't seem as thick as usual

  • SloppyDetective posted a message on the post 02/22/2019.

    @squidracerx: @humanity:it's so ridiculous it's hard to believe it could be done in earnest