Smokey_Earhole

@ashley_falls said:

Well, I just got home from dinner with my family and immediately set about getting the first shortcut, which I now have. I'm starting to feel the light at the end of the tunnel with this game. It's hard but beatable. I always have to play these kinds of Triple AAA hardcore titles (Super Meat Boy, Ninja Gaiden Black, Demon's/Dark Souls, Halo Reach on Legendary). I've beaten them all. It's satisfying to beat a hard game.

You do not understand what Triple A means.

@Village_Guy said:

The requirements aren't to bad really, at least he shows up every time, whereas in the PC version he shows up randomly (granted there he also just wants money).

The shotgun is pretty easy to get, you just need a "The Dead is Restless" type level in the Jungle and then bomb the tombstone that says Ash, since there always is a Shotgun under there.

Getting the Gold Key to the Temple is pretty fun though, a bit of a challenge but it isn't actually that hard - the Mines and Jungle are easy enough to get through if you take it easy, and if the Ice Caves are easy enough if you have the proper equipment (like a compass and a cape/jetpack preferably).

Yeah, I had to do the ASH tombstone thing too, as the shopkeepers kept fucking me up. Strange, I only threw a few bombs at them...

How in the blue FUCK do you get the key from the mines, all the way to Tunnelman in 3-4?? I must have spent 4 hours just trying to get him a shotgun...

This game is the devil. And the devil rapes you while laughing his ass off. Fuck this game! (I can't stop playing it).

Deepfelt condolences to you and yours Patrick. Hang in there, and know that people all over the world wishes you the best (these sentiments come from Denmark).

STRAP IT ON

@Anwar said:

Diablo III has sole more than six million copies since it launched on PC and Mac last month.

Diablo 3 has what now? :P

Diablo 3 has motherfucking soul is what it has brah!

@OANST said:

@Smokey_Earhole: I'm pregnant.

Huge congratulations. I'm sure the baby will be Doubly Fine.

(I apologize for this in advance).

@OANST said:

I was ushered into Tim's office for about 45 minutes where we just kind of hung out with the door closed. They were amazing, every single one of them.

That is some kinky shit right there.

So hold on, I'm confused. Why, exactly, did Double Fine decide to bring this random guy over? I mean it's fucking awesome of them and everything, but I just don't get the reasoning on their part.

@PrintedCrayon said:

Rubin seems to have a terrible way with words.

No, Crecente has a terrible way with words. He was the one responsible for the biased interview on the verge. Kotaku asshat.