Characters You Don't Wanna Be Stuck in an Elevator With
As if claustrophobia wasn't enough.
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Be ready for a crash course on space bigotry.
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She will jump your bone and I don't think you can push "X" long enough.
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Explosive diarrhea and elevators - two things that never mix well.
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Keep him busy with treasure talk to distract him from his neck snapping ways.
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How did a helicopter get inside an elevator ? I don't know. I don't know how helicopters do anything but you definitely don't want one of these around.
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He might be a tech wizard but his constant yearning for Naomi makes him too much to bear. Also known to wet himself when under duress...ewww!
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'Cause he is Mike Tyson.
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You don't wanna know what a thousand years of agony and dead skin smell like.
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Temperamental; avoid close contact. Gets freaky when the lights go out.
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His perpetual anger and grumbling make him a bore. More importantly, his consume ability makes an inescapable danger.
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Don't be tempted by her sultry looks, I can tell you right now - Morrigan Disapproves.
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Like Morrigan, only much much older.
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Just imagine hearing that creepy chuckle while trapped inside a reverberating metal box.
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ecalp tsrif eht ni rotavele kcuts eht rof elbisnopser ylbaborP
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The chances of getting along with someone named "The Ghost of Sparta" are pretty slim to begin with. But add some bad temper and a psychopathic need to stab everything in sight, you don't even wanna be in the same area code.
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Suffers from an unhealthy obsession with leashes. Now unless, you're into S&M...
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I enjoy his warm presence but a stuck elevator's bad enough without turning it into a 400° oven.
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A debilitating speech impediment on their part destroys any chance of striking a conversation.
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The never-ending guffaws will leave you wishing you exercised your 2nd amendment rights more often.
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NO, YOU LISTEN!
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