Characters You Don't Wanna Be Stuck in an Elevator With

As if claustrophobia wasn't enough.

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  • Be ready for a crash course on space bigotry.

  • She will jump your bone and I don't think you can push "X" long enough.

  • Explosive diarrhea and elevators - two things that never mix well.

  • Keep him busy with treasure talk to distract him from his neck snapping ways.

  • How did a helicopter get inside an elevator ? I don't know. I don't know how helicopters do anything but you definitely don't want one of these around.

  • He might be a tech wizard but his constant yearning for Naomi makes him too much to bear. Also known to wet himself when under duress...ewww!

  • 'Cause he is Mike Tyson.

  • You don't wanna know what a thousand years of agony and dead skin smell like.

  • Temperamental; avoid close contact. Gets freaky when the lights go out.

  • His perpetual anger and grumbling make him a bore. More importantly, his consume ability makes an inescapable danger.

  • Don't be tempted by her sultry looks, I can tell you right now - Morrigan Disapproves.

  • Like Morrigan, only much much older.

  • Just imagine hearing that creepy chuckle while trapped inside a reverberating metal box.

  • ecalp tsrif eht ni rotavele kcuts eht rof elbisnopser ylbaborP

  • The chances of getting along with someone named "The Ghost of Sparta" are pretty slim to begin with. But add some bad temper and a psychopathic need to stab everything in sight, you don't even wanna be in the same area code.

  • Suffers from an unhealthy obsession with leashes. Now unless, you're into S&M...

  • I enjoy his warm presence but a stuck elevator's bad enough without turning it into a 400° oven.

  • A debilitating speech impediment on their part destroys any chance of striking a conversation.

  • The never-ending guffaws will leave you wishing you exercised your 2nd amendment rights more often.

  • NO, YOU LISTEN!

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EpicSteve

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What about The Emperor? He would just keep going on about giving into your hate the whole time.

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@EpicSteve: You have a point. But in the end, I would rather be stuck with the Emperor than Yoda's judgmental ass. At least Palpy is a good conversationalist. Yoda is just going to bore you with pedantic comments in backwards English.
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@Killjoi:
Everything Yoda says would be very vague or like a riddle too, so annoying. You'd get angry at him, then he'd just tell you you're getting angry, and to control your anger or something weird...and...urgh...whole situation sounds...really really bad. 
 
I don't agree on snake, he'd be kinda funny, havn't you heard his hilarious codec conversations? Of course, you need him to have his codec on him, or otacon needs to be stuck in the elevator too. 
 
Actually, no otacon, he'd piss the place...
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hhahahah @ Morrigan so true

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@Shirogane:  Thanks a bunch dude! I totally forgot about Otacon (probably because I mentally blocked him during the game too). Replacing Snake with him :p
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I really don't get the common assumption that Ashley's cautious attitude toward aliens is bigotry.  She goes out of her way to clarify that she doesn't hate aliens, but is more concerned with humanity's well being.  You know what?  That makes sense. 
 
I doubt the Asari, Turians or the Salariens ever spend as much time navel-gazing as humans do.
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Lol, especially at Morrigan.

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Darth Vader?

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Yeah, Kreia is creepy...  And Alex Mercer is thankfully outside of buildings most of the time. 

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The helicopters were my favorite!  haha  We need to start an anti helicopter campaign here at Giant Bomb.  Someone start making a flash game about helicopters and elevators.

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heh ... id like to be in an elevator with Kratos that'd be an interesting experience

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why would I get in hte elevator in the first place ?

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Being in an elevator with a helicopter would be pretty awesome actually.

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How about Agent 47? I'm too nervous to look at someone's pistols.

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Actually, in Persona 3, the Velvet Room is an elevator, so you spend a lot of time with Igor in one.

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ow about joker from mass effect.  Hes always gotta be sarcastic. That and if it came down to it and you both needed to escape you would need to carry him up and out.
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No, YOU listen.  Take that with C, Navi...

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Heh, the helicopter one would be the worst. There's no room to run and grab a rocket launcher in an elevator. Plus it's noisy. Great list, I guess I forgot to comment earlier. Sorry.

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#13 made me laugh my balls off!

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Mike Tyson. That is classic. I think it would be the voice more than the punching though.

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I would love to get suck with Ashley Williams.