Spiderman

Wondering where my next enemy will be. I sit there and look upon the town. sprinkles of joy in my eyes. I look down shoot my web and through the town I go.
I cry
I cry
The joy in my eye

"Go join another forum.."

Or guys if they go this way...
Do you really care about the size of a man down there?
If yes or no why?

I got the best name