stealydan

I appreciate the effort put into the little pixelated finger on the thumbnail, but it creeps me out for reason.

I've also been messing with Duckstation recently, and I landed on the same settings as you. 5x internal resolution, anti-warp, 24-bit color (to eliminate dithering), and forced progressive scan are a...

Forget pineapples, this is the real controversial pizza discourse, folks.But seriously, I dislike ranch in general, and this still sounds pretty good.

Find your favorite picture of them and frame it. Maybe place it on a shelf with some of their favorite toys and make a little shrine. Eventually you will find that it brings you happy memories instea...

Boy am I glad I got to see this one live. Can't believe Jan didn't fight to get High School Musical on the list.

I never had a problem with the way Geralt controlled in The Witcher 3. The later patches definitely improved the character movement, but it wasn't the end of the world or anything even at release, an...

Hey (hey), you (you), I look like your girlfriend!

Jan loves to lay some pipe on these nurses, but is very scared of Maria. Probably the right call.

Wow, I'm impressed they got Stallone for Qui-Gon's mumble voice.

This game has almost as many jobs as Jan has had.

Yep, the combat really does feel slow and clunky. Uninstalled about 10 minutes after getting the sword. Also, a lot of the exploration to find chests and such seems to revolve around checking every n...

I really wanted to love this game, but the fact that my magic archer character didn't do enough damage because I didn't spend enough time grinding the straight mage class to up my magic damage stat re...

I bet it took you longer to write this out than it did to "play" the game. Fantastic writing as always, I can feel your hatred and it feeds my soul.

God this looks so infuriating. But also really cool! What kind of amazingly smart and creative complete asshole could possibly make something like this?

@humanity: My thoughts exactly. There is no good reason I can think of to play any game within 3 months of its release. There will always be patches that make the experience better for those with a li...

This looks exactly like every other indie Zelda-like thing. The only unique thing in the video was the manual, which is actually really cool.Why so much hype then? Are people just super in love with ...

@csl316: Ah OK, seems like we mostly on the same page then. Story stuff in big, long games is great when done well (and I would argue essential to motivating one to move forward), but really brings do...

I feel exactly the opposite. If I'm going to spend 40 or more hours in a game world, it better have a story and characters that I care about, or I'm going to get bored real fast. No gameplay loop can...