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I like how they put sport at the end of the title, the most meaningless term used in all of car sales. Sport tuned! Rally sport trim package! Sport engine! Sport Transmission! Sport trunk! Sport child seat anchors!

... whoa that online mode is really dumb. Or i guess the whole fucking game is online mode so man. Screw this game. And I like sim racers. Like hey let's make it harder and more arduous to do anything because serious business game for serious business seriousness. That big SLOW DOWN sign in the middle of the screen is the most obnoxious thing ever. BOOOOOOOO!

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Dead Like Me was a comfy show.

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As a man named Tyler I take offense to the shorthand 'Ty'.

Also how come nobody makes fun sports games anymore. This sim stuff is boring.

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What? How was this even playable without a guide?

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That car menu is brutal. It's been a problem in racing games since PS2 era where the game wants to load in the model of the car in the menu and, in so doing, grinds navigation speed down to a near halt as it desperately struggles to keep up. Best way, and there are some games that do this, is to just have a photo of the car that loads in instead of the complete 3D model.

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The 'ma was a big MASH fan so I have seen most if not all of it. I don't recall liking it all that much. Especially in the later seasons where it got all feelsy and every episode was a very special episode in some way or another. Pretty sure the 'ma had a secret crush on Alan Alda.

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Brad is INCORRECT about the crt filter.

StarFox 2 looks strange. I think if I had played it when it was originally supposed to come out I would have been disappointed. Starfox is at its best as a rail shooter, the bits where it diverged from that were much less fun.

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Holy shit. This is a breath of fresh air.

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Holy moly that intro. Well done.

Speaking of insect mating... no wait now hear me out now I have a story okay shush. Okay so speaking of insect mating, I keep geckos as pets, some of the gecko species eat mealworms and superworms (morio worms) which I keep breeding colonies of to provide free supply for the geckos. Both of these worms are the larval stage of beetle species. These beetles can be almost as entertaining as the geckos to watch go about their daily routines. It's particularly funny, to me, to go in to the room where their bin is, flip on the lights, and see what's going on. Every single time I turn on the lights it's free for all beetle orgies going full party mode. They then quickly realize lights are on and they have an audience, at which point the group scatters like a bunch of highschoolers when the parent's car rolls in to the driveway.

That is all. Also the geckos don't eat the beetles because apparently beetles taste bad. Only the worm form is palatable to them. The opposite is true of soldier flies; geckos don't care for the larva stage of soldier flies but do like the full adult flies.