StrikerTheLizard

English. It's the easiest and most widespread.  We should all forget our silly native tongues and learn some English.
I'm not even biased, I'm Estonian.

Virginity.
 
Because it matters.

"If we evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?"

Mainstream pop music... this doesn't surprise me.
 Seeing Journey up there made me smile though.

Because exclusive = good, right?
Right?

Love how the fat black chicks egg the dude on and once he gets the shit beat out of him they're all "you can press charges, I have it all on tape!"
I bet it would've been a different story if the old man would've gotten fucked up.
 
I'm a fan of EBM.

Simply telling someone to "make a sammich" is pretty damn insensitive. Let's make up some more positive ones.
 "Are you a bad enough dude to make me a sammich?"
 "Save the world by making me a sammich."

Awesome, more Fable...3 screens? Wait...what? This looks like 2.

Stop looking at dirty beastiality.
 
Troubles = over.

That Julmust you're holding, Jeff....drink it all in one shot.