SuperPickle

@dan_citi: I have a gold collectors Ocarina of time cart and box I have had it since 1998. I finished it in 1998 biggist fucking let down nintendo has ever shot out it's ass at me. I keep it around because i got a 100% complete zelda game collection the game sucks balls I played it again on a store display 3ds for 30 minutes and it still sucks. The only thing worse is that Majoras mask garbage the artwork and character design is horrible and the levels are dull and ugly. That clueless Eiji Aonuma joker is the problem he cant finish the old games so he turns zelda dull slow pace puzzle filled hand holding disney land trips (almost impossible to die anymore) with puzzles that are so god damn easy to solve but annoying to do it's like I am a cleaning a 12 story building and I have to jump through hoops to get keycards to make it through the building. Take off boots.. walk here put fucking boots back on... walk here take out fucking arrow shot that thing... move over... talk to dude in the corner .. all with assy walk movements and bad auto jumping in boring locations filled with bad artwork. (Oh and you cant fucking shoot beams out of your sword anymore when hearts are full that is like taking luke skywalkers light saber away.) And if you are lucky you might get some fucking decent combat to wake you up and might kill you then you fall asleep during the boss battle or a boring puzzle that is not even really a puzzle.

http://kotaku.com/5885595/zelda-just-keeps-getting-worse-but-it-isnt-beyond-saving

So clearly jeff must have been stoned out of his mind to think this was any fun and worthy of a 10. The series has slowly sucked since it left the NES and SNES. Oh and out of the 3d zelda games I like twilight princess or wind waker or skyward sword and they was just mediocre rips on the old NES and SNES zelda games mixed with some of that n64 zelda crap.

The one thing I will give it the fucking lock on targeting that is it that is the only thing I liked about the game.

And Metroid prime however went far beyond what I expected and gave me exactly what I wanted it is also a better designed game and the proper way to bring ninendo games into 3D, it is the 10 game.

http://www.notenoughshaders.com/2012/10/21/why-yoshis-island-should-be-studied-at-game-design-schools/

Jeff is man who likes tons of crap and mediocre games like mortal kombat series and fucking, "Rock and Roll Racing"a game that was average at best and the only thing going for it was it had bad SNES sound chip versions of old metal/rock tunes on it from like the 70's and those old sucktastic ghostbusters games on the atari among some of the Many MANY crap games he likes.

So you are all taking stuff he says way too serious. I never take anything he says seriously Hell I never take anything anybody says seriously on this site that is why I never read the reviews I buy a crap game and it gets like 4 stars by Jeff or one of these other guys.

And ocarina of time is the worst zelda game I ever played and it is not even close to a perfect 10 the water temple is dull as fucking hell and annoying as fuck and the music is the worst in the entire series.. Hell a lot of the game is broken and poorly designed with bland environments and the art looked like crap even back in 98. (super metroid or metroid prime is the only games that could be 10's coming out of nintendo so Jeff is clearly on drugs or drunk when he reviews games as that is the only explanation for that weak sauce zelda game getting a 10.)

OH and him and brad can't play nights worth crap I watched the quicklook If i played the game that clueless and horrible I would hate it nights too he should learn how the play the game correct before he talks crap about it, he don't even get the point the game is a speed run and time attack racing game not a platformer and they cant keep link combos going worth ass. They might as well have been playing chess and having no fucking clue what the pieces do on it or how to move them or any of the rules no the game wont be fun.

I give you people a video on how to correctly play nights if you do it the way jeff and brad do it you are doing it wrong and you will hate it because you are fucking losing the game the entire time you are playing.

He also likes tons of ear piercing crap rap and hip hop music and the hasbin music artist that made said music that stopped being cool back in the 80's or 90's and He don't like the metroid series either so he clearly has issues that will never be resolved and not comfortable enough with his manhood to play some games.

And don't even get me started on that Ryan guy and some of the crap he likes. So...Ryan Brad and Jeff are getting damn old you can tell they get cranky and bitchy about more games every day or they have started hitting drugs like crack hard and no longer are with reality. I am also glad none of them make games or call the shots at nintendo sony or microsoft I would hate to see what comes out.

I do not give a fly fuck about this game the first game was ass and the other 2 almost sucked as much so this is "one of the least anticipated games of all-time" to me./

OK the beta dash has a new layout and lets just say there was more space for crap including ads and mark of the ninja was shown for at least a week as a icon on the home and game screen. when it was working right and then that bug was fixed after we bitched about it. oh and everybody in the beta or alpha testing has already bitched about the ads and still bitch at every test dashboard they do not go away they do somethings we ask but they will not get rid of this crap.

If you thought it was bad before we bitched you should have seen it before it was all ads and they took the biggist spaces.

When the update hits the xbox you will have more room for ADS and non ads on the screen and the xbox live game of the week is shown most of the time.

Also the games tab is not burried anymore it is closer to the home screen and it is bigger.

my braking of the NDA is over.

The apple fan boy should be in the beta I thought that was his job......OH wait it's to play and look at the crap nobody cares about like what games are on apple crap and macs... he must have been distracted by the over priced iphone 5 crap that has no real games on it and forgot to have microsoft update his xbox ....never mind

he Is is complaining about a Dashboard layout that is going away very soon Oh i fell sad console noobs have to put up with that windows 8 metro crap and do not have a choice I would hate to be you.

Thank god mortal kombat is crap. If i want to play a blood and over the top violence gimmick fighter that has a crap fighting balance it is going to be killer instict at least it does not fucking feel like I am controlling stiff cardboard cut outs and it controls smoothly and the music, sound, voices and long combos was 100% bad ass.

Oh KI had a fucking raptor and wolfman that eats people . Oh and it was the best looking fighting game around back then too.

How fucking mortal kombat keeps on going how suck ass it was and still is KI only got 2 games is beyond me KI pwns mortal kombat and Street fighter 2 and virtua fighter are still king of fighting games and mortal kombat should have died a quick death at street fighter and virtua fighters hands but people still giggle like 12 year old at the lame fatality gimmick and that was lame back in 1992.

I fucking have KI arcade machines as part of my nintendo collection for a reason.

I don't always play blood and fatality gimmick fighting games but, when I do I play Killer Instinct

I dont buy apple crap and this is a fucking video game website not applehipsters.com

@isomeri said:

@patrickklepek It would be nice if you didn't ignore the worlds second biggest gaming market (Europe) in your news story. The release date here is November 30 by the way.

Nobody cares about europe and he is too busy reporting on apple crap that only the apple hipsters like him care about like the fucking iphone that has nothing to do with real games.

fucking bitches I wanted a white 32gb Wii U if the thing ever gets more than 3 fucking games i want.

And nobody gives a fuck about apple crap.