I'm like totally a father. (Nearly)
 
My girlfriend is 7 weeks pregnant and like, we're keeping it. 
 
So like, Yeah. Wow!

Congrats! Hopefully this isn't too big a surprise....

" Congrats! Hopefully this isn't too big a surprise.... "

You are a dad now, mate. Congratulations and welcome to the gang!
 
It's tough sometimes, but it's awesome and totally worth it.

I fear for the child's safety.
 
Congrats all the same.

7 weeks isn't that long. But I suppose you mean the act of keeping the baby. Anyways, congrats to you :D This is awesome news.

Are you going to be there when the baby squirts and/or pops out? That would be a good thing.

Like....that's awesome....LIKE!!!

Good.  Make sure you start her off with some Mario games, then into some Street Fighter games or something.  Raise her into a well-rounded gamer.  For some reason I'm thinking it'll be a daughter.

" Good.  Make sure you start her off with some Mario games, then into some Street Fighter games or something.  Raise her into a well-rounded gamer.  For some reason I'm thinking it'll be a daughter. "

Do you want a boy or girl? And don't give me the " I don't care" routine, everyone wants one more than the other :P

I'm gonna like, congratulate you.

Tell her if it's not a boy then you're breaking up with her.
 
Or chopping her head off.
 
One or the other.
 
But seriously... train the kid to be a ninja from the moment it is born. You gotta start these things young.

" Like....that's awesome....LIKE!!! "

" @Abyssfull said:

" Like....that's awesome....LIKE!!! "

Like, hush. LIKE!!

My condolences... honestly.  
You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same.

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

Congrats dude.
You life is never going to be the same.

well congrats on that. i totally like wish you good luck.

Congratulations, and welcome to your future buddy. Enjoy. 

Congrats.  
Being a dad is a lot of fun. Every afternoon after nap time my daughter sits on my lap and watches the screen and makes noises while I play a game.  
She thought plants vs zombies was the funniest thing ever. The munching sound the zombies eat would send her into laughing fits. I was losing on purpose just to make her laugh.  
 
Good times...

Make the child play Grand Theft Auto and Dead or alive Xtreme as soon as he/she can hold a controller. 
 
Only joking.  Congratulations!

Congratulations~

Goncrats! I have a month old daughter my self and it gives u a great purpose in life :)  I wish u both luck and happiness in the future

" @Abyssfull: $50, IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL. "

Congrats dude! 
Just don't do any of these things.

Are you getting married?

" She thought plants vs zombies was the funniest thing ever. The munching sound the zombies eat would send her into laughing fits. I was losing on purpose just to make her laugh.   Good times... "

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

I hope you have an awesome name for the child, and an equally awesome last name to accompany it. 
 
@Synthballs said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

" @odintal said:

" She thought plants vs zombies was the funniest thing ever. The munching sound the zombies eat would send her into laughing fits. I was losing on purpose just to make her laugh.   Good times... "

That is so cute! "

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

best of luck synth and ima say add another 50 for girl we need more girl gamers in the world, the ones that actually do play games now get way to much attention

Congrats man!

I'm sorry to hear that Synthballs.
 
 
 
 
Your gaming time is going to be reduced to nothing.
But grats on a successful gene passing, bro.

" @Everyones_A_Critic said:

" Congrats! Hopefully this isn't too big a surprise.... "

Was at first but, excited as heck now. Two gamers bringing another gamer into the world! "

What does a baby gamer look like? "

" @Claude: 

Like this. And yes, that is really my daughter holding a Wiimote and nunchuck "

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

" @Synthballs said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

BOOOOOOOM high 5 for synthballs "

" I hope you have an awesome name for the child, and an equally awesome last name to accompany it. 
 
@Synthballs said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

Well played. That blog post is going to haunt him for the rest of his time on the forum isn't it :( "

" @Synthballs said:

" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

" My condolences... honestly.  You've made a huge mistake and i wish i never make the same. "

I doubt you could make the same mistake. You can only "nearly get a girls number"  "

Actually, that blog clearly stated that i dont have a problem getting a girl's number, but i never tried to get a girl's number before that night because none ever interested me.  and the girl the blog was about was my very first attempt cuz she was different.You dont live where i live, so let me tell you that here, girls suck ass and have no depth or variation whatsoever.  So, to get back ontopic, i can make the same mistake easily, and i hope i never do :) My condolences again. "

^ this appears to be a great deal of pain caused by a broken coccyx 
we may need to operate...

Congrats! Be a great one! :D