thatguyfosho

If I worked at a company where my managers sent me out on a 4.5 year journey to ensure maximum cooperation between mine and other firms in order to displace another larger one, I would be incredibly displeased when in the end my managers basically told me to fuck off and most of all of my work didn't reflect what actually happened.

usually whenever i try to pronounce this letter, i end up throwing up everywhere

earth is forever, man!!!~~~

Here you go.

nigga fuck pulp

nigga i'm cool as shit

I took a shit in the woods once.

Whenever I start to question the meaning of life, I drive a screwdriver through my foot.

I believe I watched Hot Fuzz off of a DVD several months back.

No, it will explode. Whatever you can't observe is always exploding. Trust me, I'm a doctor.