TheFrostedGamer

You can make the argument that Patrick has a weird fetish for games in which males kill zombies and/or other males, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and Edward Carnby should have known better.

You can make the argument that articles are not worth reading just because I'm paid to say they are, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and starbucks hipsters should have known better.

You can make the argument that this article would've been better at about 1 paragraph versus 15, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and The LA Times should have known better.

You can make the argument that nintendo remakes is hardly "news" and only manchildren care about nintendo now, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and Jumpman should have known better.

You can make the argument that in the end cold-blooded capitalism will destroy everything we love, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and Crytek should have known better.

You can make the argument that 16 women responses is better than 8, and half the bombcast should be females, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and males should have known better.

I think it's disgusting, sexist nonsense that the bombcast doesn't have at least 1 female voice on it. Also why are there no female article writers on giantbomb? Would it kill them to add a section in the forum for first-time mothers who are also gamers? Black and White layouts are alright and all, but what about a Pink or Purple version of the site? You guys need to stop covering violent games for the children's sake. Why are there no female pilots in any of Drew's Flying Games? What is he trying to say with this? I'm so glad Patrick is providing a voice for all the amazing, and obviously oppressed, women out there. Keep up the Good Fight!

Patrick's Logic:

It's okay to offend people with casual racism. No articles pertaining to this.

It's okay to play video games where the antagonist is always someone other than America, because that's healthy for the young american mind, as well as our relationships with those abroad.

It's okay to play violent video games which downplay how serious violence really is, like Call of Duty, Halo, Fighting Games, etc.

It's okay to swear a lot on podcasts and in his articles (because swearing doesn't offend anyone ever for any reason).

It's okay to work with people everyday who think nothing like you and don't uphold any of your morals, as long as you need a paycheck and the pay is good.

It's okay that heterosexuals are mistreated by homosexuals, and males are mistreated by females. Not gonna see any articles relating to that. Keep moving.

But as soon as a gay person gets offended while playing a violent videogame with other humans (who were BORN with a violent, competitive nature), then it's time for an article. Because that's edgey, noble, important, challenging the system, etc.

But as soon as a female, who may or may not have deserved it based on her own biases and half-stories, gets mistreated by someone, somewhere half-related to the development of videogames, its time for Patrick to become the noble, exalted third party and write an article "challenging the system".

Patrick, you sir are thee biggest hypocrite to ever grace the pages of a website. Jeff and Ryan should feel bad for allowing you to RUIN what once was.

I vote Alex's articles to be the worst on this site. He brings monotonous, dry humor to articles which are barely related to videogames. It is shameful but also an honor, considering he had to trump Patrick, who is the Brain Lord of bad articles.

Patrick I gotta give props. You know, this website used to be pretty good when it was just Ryan and Jeff in the very beginning. Anything since then (Brad, Alex, Leigh, take out pick of poison etc) has degraded in what it's original focus was. But you, Patrick, have single-handedly turned this site into everything we hate about IGN or Gamespot. It is now nothing more than a spineless, politically-correct, holier-than-thou, sterilized sh*thole exactly like any other gaming site on the web. But it'll be interesting to see what happens to the site, since Jeff and Ryan actually embrace the insanity of the world, unlike you, who attempts to crucify anyone who's not PC. Because that's what videogames are all about, right? The complete sterilization of fun and diversity? Anyhoo, I'm toasting my glass to you, Pat. I hate what you've done to this site, but one must admire how much you've accomplished in so little time.