TheJollyRajah

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@thebipsnbeeps said:

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@Drebin_893 said:

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@TobyD81 said:

" If Nintendo really tried to resolve the entire Mario canon, I don't think I could handle it. The map that contains the whole of the Mushroom Kingdom, Sub-Con, Dinosaur Land, Delfino Island, and Super Mario Galaxy's astronomy would be a mess. How can Mario and Baby Mario both coexist at the same time and on the same race track? Is Mario really from Brooklyn or somewhere else? If he is, how did Donkey Kong make it to the Mushroom Kingdom? What's the brothers' real last name? Is Mario boning Peach or what? This series just has so many questions that it is too late to resolve them with a deeper story. "

Do you have friends? No? Okay then. "

Oh I get it. So you're not an asshole, then ;)

Oh no, I am. "