I love the random villager expressions in Fable 2. Having just finished having sex with my wife (Who responded by telling me I was so strong, and asking if those were new moves), one of the village men said "Oh, goody. Usually I have to pay to see a show like this."

lol

"lol"

That part of the game drove me nuts. My wife constantly told me over and over again that she was horny but when I tried to do my husbandly duty she just stood there like a stunned mullet. Also every time we went into our house, half the village followed me in there whether I was with someone or not. In the end I just upped her allowance to keep her happy and ignored that feature for the rest of time I spent playing the game.

"Oh! I do love a big bushy beard." My wife has said that many times during sex.

Good times.

My husband was always so grateful when we had sex. I'd frequently get "And it's not even the weekend!" before we did the deed. God fable 2 was awesome.

Yeah. One of my husbands goes "I can't wait to tell my friends about that." lol

FYI - Try to avoid Peter the Gypsy. Some of his sex noises are just disturbing! :S

Got my wife Lady Grey so drunk that i had sex with her 3 times in a row and she said some pretty weird stuff and then when we where done she vomited. I think one of the things she said was "I have better ways to spend my time."

I married Lady Grey, and for some odd reason, she let me have sex with her once, then she wouldn't even let me talk to her after that without freaking out and running away. 

I gotta wonder what happened when that screen turned black...

""Oh! I do love a big bushy beard." My wife has said that many times during sex.

Good times."

lol. Sounds funny. The expressions and dialogue used during those occasions are so funny and can be interpreted in  many ways.

This game is disturbingly fun :)

I remember in the original Fable I was pretty much feared by everybody, so I threaten a guy and he goes "Is there something I must do?" amd then I crotch thrust and he goes "But that's awful!"