ThisIsThePlague_

Well last night i was in the Can(after a hearty Meal<.<.) I was wiping my Butt and A little Bit of  wet stain stayed on my finger, i had a really big booger in my nose, so i quickly picked my nose all day i was smelling Sh*T until' i forgot i didn't Wash my hands, U R EXPERIENZE NOA!?

"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

Where's Biff??!!

EDIT: Fuck!! someone did it already, damn you Gunner xD"

well i just got my G.E.D this year, im an inspired Painter i dont think im that stupid 

"It's nice that you think your girlfriend is really stupid. This is all leading me to believe that she's actually an online girlfriend you have. Anyway, "Fuhrer" is a reference to Hitler, and you know what a museum is."

I don't want to hit her her beautiful Face!

Actually she's really stupid, i asked her what's her reason was on monday and she said" Führermuseum" what does that mean?

Thanks for the support Guys, im thinking of breaking up with her she's asian Half back-half mexican btw..:/

its pretty "Bushy" right Now, my neighbor was helping me cut my Bushes wooF! took about 3hrs to cut it