Smash Bros Wishlist - 50 Edition
I'm sick. I have a sickness.
I don't have any big update to my top 10 list, but I gotta list something, so here's an unordered list of 50 possible characters.
Save me from myself.
List items
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The last of the Mario 2 cast, now with a bunch more to work with from his new title of Captain.
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Like Rosalina, make Pauline playable as a representative of Odyssey. Hat attacks!
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Think about how weird Luigi is in Smash Bros, then imagine how disturbing this guy would be.
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'Lil puppet gun arms.
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Nintendo's best character?
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This'd be a total hoot.
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A Warioware character that can also act as an NES retro mash-up.
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Besting Bayonetta in hair-based offence.
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Oh, his name sounds like "cruel". I get it.
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The most consistent Zelda character without a triforce on their hand.
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Shut up, it'd be cool
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More hair based offence, actually.
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Nobody cares about this guy but me.
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The most popular BotW character (for non-horny reasons).
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Just shrink him. Calm down.
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I don't know this guy, but I guess he's maybe in Prime 4?
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Kid Icarus version.
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Sure, whatever.
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The most popular Star Fox character (for horny reasons).
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You can't have 3/4 members of Star Fox. If Fox and Falco are Ryu and Ken, Slippy is Dan. Designs himself!
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A current gen Pokemon to complete the Smash starter triangle.
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Gen V rep.
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Gen III rep.
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Gen II rep.
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He's from a new game and his sword is a sexy lady. These are things I know about Rex.
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MY SPECIAL BOY. THE REST OF THIS LIST IS TRASH.
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Make fetch happen.
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Hey that's my name.
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Djinn magic!
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The star of hit "Nintendoland".
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Wa-pish! That's a whip sound!
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Rabbids level. Rayman playable.
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The prince of multiplayer.
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Give the people what they want. They want shovels.
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They also want dancing. Wait, more hair offence! Video games are weird.
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Hey ho!
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Fisticuffs!
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If you want to expand on Sonic, this is your first stop.
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You could pick Eggman before Tails, also. I don't tell you how to live your life.
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There's like 6 Sonic chracters I'd put in before moving on to any other Sega characters, honestly.
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As for additional Mega Man characters, I'd try and play across the full franchise.
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A character from each series! A turkey in every pot!
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You wouldn't want too many more Capcom fighter characters, but at least Chun-Li.
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I like to think the final smash is verdict being delivered by the judge.
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Your retro pick for Capcom.
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I mean, how do you pick Cloud over Crono? Have some respect.
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Haha. He's just a goo.
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Everyone goes to Tekken or Tales for Namco. Nah man. Dig Dug.
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If you tried to just make an original character for Smash, it'd just look like Klonoa.
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