Tricks73r

Rocko's Modern Life might be frickin' fantastic, but whoever didn't watch Samurai Pizza Cats missed out like crazy.

Yeah, for sure. I need to support *something*.

Nobody picks the psychic speed demon Alakazam? I'm shocked! That mother fucker can learn Focus Punch. Attack heavy nature that's low on Special Defence, and you've got yourself something intense (let's face it, he's not living through a Shadow Ball anyways)

I'm king of being in situations that my boss doesn't believe are happening, but are later found to be true; this gives me some leeway when it comes to horrible excuses. 
 
For example, in July, the Shriners shut down the interior of the city (Toronto), disallowing me to get to a client's office. 
10,000 little cars. Old men in funny hats. Shriners.  

 I call in sick - this is not unbelievable anymore.

Reach gives me that warm, fuzzy, "familiarity breeds contempt" feeling inside.

lol, but seriously, if you're just mashing buttons, you're playing 3rd person action games wrong. Don't get me wrong, I know that you can get through them on normal doing so, but you've just ruined what could have been a great 12 hours of your life smashing X and Y.

" It'd be the most boring thing ever. "

I'm like that for the NHL series. I completely understand where you're coming from, but they do update quite a bit. Well, with the NHL series anyhow. New physics, new ideas, new areas of realism. For instance, there's a brand new physics engine coming in this year's NHL11, broken sticks, crazy new board-play features and new dekes; being able to kick the puck around intentionally...man, I could go on forever, but I'll stop lest I get the urge to freeze myself until next month.

Dude, catch phrases aside, Quiznos. 
 
You can get frickin' jalapeno peppers in a cup!

I'm currently playing.