The World of Half-Life is Humongous.

Holy shit. Just when I thought the concept was about a bad-ass scientist murdering some aliens and soldiers,  then meeting up with a rebel alliance to murder even more aliens and soldiers. But in the process of that, he meets a blue-suited dude that tells the bad-ass scientist that he's useful and that he's a great employee.
YOU TRIGGERD MAH TRAP CARD!
YOU TRIGGERD MAH TRAP CARD!

I played Half-Life1. I know the concept of that story was based on Area51-ish government conspiracies. But seriously; just the whole concept that you, a lone scientist, accidentally ripped the fabric of the space-time continuum, unleashing a force far greater then any other being in any other universe has ever known, is enslaving Humanity; and we are not the only species that has been enslaved in the multiverses...

And you must stop the multiverse's enslavers with a fucking crowbar.

Genius.

According to the Combine article, the main enslavers of Humanity are those slug things. Now that you closed the rim between our universe and their universe in Half-Life2: Episode2, the slugs are angry and they want to kill you and open the portal again, continuing the enslavement of Humanity and many other universes to come.

Episode3, you're going to fucking end it. You're going to see what the Gman wants and stop the greatest force in the history of existence...

Yet again, with a crowbar.

Genius.
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