And it's videogame related! The title of the track on SoundCloud is "The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of The Measurable Period During Which An Action Process Or Condition Exists Or Continues", which I still think is witty. Also, wub.
I'll add myself to the mountain of people with counter-examples: I've bought two shirts from the Whiskey Media store (2010 Membership Shirt and the GiantBomb Throwback) both of which arrived in good condition and are holding up well after months of wear.
Hopefully your replacement shirt arrives swiftly in a better condition!