To start with, I sincerely hope this won't be marked as spam, because I would genuinely like to hear other thoughts about it.
I subscribe to the T Shirt Hell Newsletter (specifically for the F**k you, you just won a free t shirt part), and the most recent email had a link to, what I can only describe as, well typed gibberish.
http://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm
The tl;dr version is that your TV (or anything with a screen) is actually a window to another realm (plane of existence? planet? dimension?) where fully conscious beings use the live images to hypnotize you in order to feed off your energy and learn everything they can about you. There is plenty of hidden gold, but probably my favorite part is the following brain nugget:
"Yes, I do realize much of what I’m describing sounds just like basic movie making techniques (the camera movements to keep your attention, etc) but I’m telling you this is a whole other thing that most people are not aware of. It’s actually alive and in real time, involving real beings who exist in the screen/coming through the screen. There is no such thing as a final product. Nothing was filmed, edited, put on tape and hence finished." (He really likes using bold lettering.)
At the bottom of this lunatic manifesto is a link to a YouTube channel where he tries to demonstrate what he's talking about. In it, he shows how he flipped from one channel to another and had two different shows mention a similar topic. For example, in the one video, he's watching the scene from Strips where Bill Murray says he doesn't want to take his cab passenger, or her luggage, to the airport. He then switches channels and in another black and white movie someone asks "Where's the airport?" He goes on to explain how there are ways to block these hypnosis attempts which then confuse the characters on screen. If I'm understanding his train of thought (which, in all likelihood, derailed shortly after it boarded), he thinks you can watch movies on any format in such a way that will change the dialog/action because they can't get access to your brain.
It's interesting to note that he admits that doing this research as upped the amount of TV he watches each week.
I, for one, welcome our new tv-alien overlords.
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