The anniversary of the King's glorious birth has come once again.

The suave, daring, unrivaled King of Video Games. He is on an EROTIC quest to see if lesbians indeed have the goods. BEWARE, the Moon.
The suave, daring, unrivaled King of Video Games. He is on an EROTIC quest to see if lesbians indeed have the goods. BEWARE, the Moon.

Let us once again celebrate my birth!.......That's really all there is to say, isn't there? You post congratulations for my emergence from a vagina, we all eat cake, and everyone shares a good laugh. EXCEPT NOT THIS TIME. I aim to interrupt these traditions with a gift of my own. To you. Specifically, the gift of my not-so-glorious voice in my first ever video review. It seems as good a time as any, and we probably need something to make this an actual milestone. Anyway, on with the show.

(Hopefully, I didn't fuck up the last part of those traditions.) Well, with my gift to you out of the way, I expect reciprocation. After all, Alex already gifted me with the power of The Wolf, so I expect no less of you. Get to it, my subjects.

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