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The screenshot ballad of Heartbreakin' Hisao Nakai. Episode 1: Sugar Milk.

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Part the 一番目
Part the 一番目
←To Episode 0: The Tokimeki thread, I guess?To Episode 2: Poor Parental Cabbage→

So it's finally come to this. From that fateful day I posted my first Persona 3 FES screenshot to the site, we all knew it would eventually end with me revisiting Katawa Shoujo. Well, except for those of who have no idea what a Katawa Shoujo is. Allow me to bring you up to speed:

Katawa Shoujo? What are these words and why do they scare me at night?

I cannot understand your night terrors. However, Katawa Shoujo is a 2012 visual novel whose title loosely translates to "Disability Girls". Said title refers to the girls that our protagonist, Hisao Nakai, comes to know. Each one has their own physical disability, but there's far more to each girl than the mere fact that one of them doesn't have any arms. So very much more.

So there are multipe cha-

Yes, there's nudity, but we won't be seeing any of it. Ne'er a nipple nor 'nad will make its way into this thread. If one of the little bastards tries to sneak its way in, I'll slap a Misha head on it. (We'll learn what a Misha is soon enough.) For example:

Oh, gross! I am seriously offended by this!
Oh, gross! I am seriously offended by this!

But, with a little Photoshop magic...

Safe for family consumption!
Safe for family consumption!

Hmmmmmmm.............

I HAD TO.
I HAD TO.

Of course, if that proves insufficient, I have other strategies on the ready.

Actually, I was asking about the characters.

Oh.....Of course you were......How 'bout I just introduce you to some of them? (This isn't all of them, but since this game has more characters than Romance of the Three Fucking Kingdoms, I'm gonna keep it limited to the most important characters.)

Hisao
Hisao "Babyface" Nikai

The protagonist of our story, he has been cursed with arrythmia, a painful affliction that completely destroys your rhymes and flow. Despite this, he can still be described as fly, so I see no problem in letting ShadyVox do his voice. He would've been voiced by whoever did the Katawa Seiyuu voice for Hisao if that didn't completely fucking suck.

Emi
Emi "Deckard" Ibarazaki

Oldest of the shoujos, but also the youngest looking of them all. Don't say that to her face, though. She's the type of girl who'd beat the shit out of you for saying that. Or anything, really. Doesn't take a lot to set Emi off. Voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson. Actually, you know what? Since she's a pig-tailed teenager with a friend named Rin and her legs are artificial, Emi's gonna be voiced by Hatsune Miku. SO I DECREE.

Hanako
Hanako "Harlem" Ikezawa

Lost her parents to firebenders at a young age, permanently scarring her face and convincing her that we must rid the world of benders. Or maybe she just developed social anxeity. Can't quite remember the right story. At first, I thought Katey Segal should voice her, but since I can't find any decent Turanga Leela clips on YouTube, I decided on Karen Strassman, instead.

Rin
Rin "Happy Ending" Tezuka

The more artsy girl among the potential Shoujos. What she lacks in arms she makes up for in her lack of arms. Voiced by Tara Strong.

Lilly
Lilly "Sugartits" Satou

Yearly winner of "Yamaku's Thickest Goddamn Eyebrows Competition". I'd say she's the team mom, given how prim and proper and above everything she is, but most people don't want to fuck their moms. Following that awkward note, she's voiced by Hynden Welch.

Shizune
Shizune "My Parents are Assholes" Hakamichi

I have no idea why her left arm is fading into the darkness.

Anyway, My Parents are Assholes. The head of the student council, she rules with an iron fist. None will stand in the way of her ruthless conquest. NONE! I'd find it fitting to have Tara Platt voice her, but Shizune's deaf/mute, so that's not happening. Instead, she'll be voiced by Ellen McLain.

(Actually, there's something I have to tell you about Shizune. She speaks entirely in brackets, because that's how sign language works. This isn't a joke on my part; it's actually something in the game. Yea, premature spoilers, but it's just easier to get this out of the way. Anyway, brackets in the thread, too.)

Shiina
Shiina "Misha" Mikado

..........Shit. Shizune's interpreter, she compensates for Shizune's silence by being as loud as humanly possible. (Also, her genitals smell of cabbage. Probably.) Therefore, I find it appropriate that she will be voiced by Amber Nash.

Miki
Miki "Shalashaska" Miura

I only know two things about this girl: she's on the running team, and she's missing a hand. (Presumably, the two events are related.) Unfortunately, she doesn't get her own route. Hell, as of writing this, she doesn't even have her own page on the site. What the fuck!? All she really gets is a speaking role in Hanako's route. Yes, Hanako's. I have absolutely no clue why. Voiced by Patric Zimmerman.

Debora
Debora "Sir Not Appearing in this Thread" Ludman
Too bad, too. I'm sure you guys would've loved her.
Kenji
Kenji "I Am The Tropes" Setou

Imagine if Dale Gribble traveled to Japan and decided to fuck a Doctor Who cardboard cutout, and you have a pretty good idea of what Kenji is like. (What's Doctor Who doing in Japan? FEMINIST CONSPIRACY!) Voiced by Billy West. Obviously.

The Nurse
The Nurse

OK, honestly. What could I tell you about this guy that you can't glean from his name? He's really only relevant in Emi's route, making the scant cameo in every other route. (Except Shizune's, for some reason.) Voiced by Eric Stuart.

Professor Mutou
Professor Mutou

One of two teachers in the entire game, he teaches Hisao the arts of sci-wait, I think I had this guy as my college professor. Let's just give him Justin Roiland's voice and move right along.

Yuuko
Yuuko

The extremely nervous librarian and restaurant hostess. Given my trend of referencing previous blogs, she's probably going to date a ghastly beast of a man very soon. Or maybe she's dating a demon. Or maybe she works for demons. Or maybe she is a demon. Who can say? Voiced by Steve Little.

Akira Satou
Akira Satou

Lilly's older sibling. Works as a lawyer. Sort of like Phoenix Wright if he had a great set of tits. That's right: this lawyer's all woman. As such, she will be voiced by whoever the hell voiced Naoto Shirogane. Oh, fuck it. Laura Bailey.

I've heard that this game features multiple routes and endings, too. Will you introduce some unnecessarily strange time travel element to tie them all together into one cohesive narrative thread?

You bet your ass I will!

One cohesive forum thread, too?

Oddly enough, no. This thing is going to be massive, and collecting it all in one thread would destroy browsers the world over. Instead, I'm going to split things up based on route. New route, new thread.

I should also mention that I'm going to be going double speed. That might negate the browser thing from before, but it's for the best. I don't want to spend twelve updates doting on Rin peeling an orange.

Oh. Well, do we at least get to choose what order you go through the game?

Sadly, no. This mess of a feature is only going to make sense if I go through it a certain way, and that way I shall go. (It's not the order I put in the banner or the character table, by the way. I'm not that obvious.) Besides, since when did Kings support democracy? Come on, you guys.

Fuck you, man! I'm gonna make my own screenshot thread! With blackjack, and hookers!

Go ahead. The game's a free download. Or you can stay here and watch an expert do it.

Also, I think I've hit my quota for Futurama references today. Let's get this party started.

"Why I chose to come out here in the middle of winter is beyond me."
"Really beginning to question why I'm out here."
With a U...even if that doesn't make a lot of sense.
With a U...even if that doesn't make a lot of sense.
That's what we in the biz call
That's what we in the biz call "foreshadowing".
You've GOT to work on your pick-up lines, man.
You've GOT to work on your pick-up lines, man.
That's going to explain a lot.
That's going to explain a lot.
Then why is this introduction so loquacious?
Then why is this introduction so loquacious?
Iwanako gets a lightning bolt in the chest in 3, 2...
Iwanako gets a lightning bolt in the chest in 3, 2...
"......I knew I should've chosen another vessel for Grima."
"And I'm still face down in the snow."
Good to know.
Good to know.
You know, I probably should've mentioned his serious heart condition at some point. I guess I forgot when I saw that heavy reading tires him out.
You know, I probably should've mentioned his serious heart condition at some point. I guess I forgot when I saw that heavy reading tires him out.
You get it?
You get it?
*breaks out in horribly cruel laughter* The best part? The game freezes on this exact shot, so you can appreciate it in all its glory.
*breaks out in horribly cruel laughter* The best part? The game freezes on this exact shot, so you can appreciate it in all its glory.
Pissier than a diuretic? You better believe it!
Pissier than a diuretic? You better believe it!
I give him three updates, tops.
I give him three updates, tops.
He spends about four lines on this gate. That's too long for gates.
He spends about four lines on this gate. That's too long for gates.
That smug fucking gate. Why can't you leave Babyface alone?
That smug fucking gate. Why can't you leave Babyface alone?
First update in, and the characters already know they're in a screenshot thread. This is going swimmingly.
First update in, and the characters already know they're in a screenshot thread. This is going swimmingly.
"I collapsed in tears when confronted with that painting. Again."
I'm highly skeptical of any situation where Haru-he Suzumiya is considered
I'm highly skeptical of any situation where Haru-he Suzumiya is considered "normal".
Gang signs.
Gang signs.
Tell them about the gate. They'll fucking eat it up.
Tell them about the gate. They'll fucking eat it up.
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Hisao flashed actual gang signs at her. Awkwardness ensued.
Hisao flashed actual gang signs at her. Awkwardness ensued.
"Vegan food? WHAT THE HELL'S THIS BULLSHIT!?" (Also, Super Mario All Stars voices echo throughout the cafeteria, for some reason.)
You know, the normal questions to ask when you go to a new school.
You know, the normal questions to ask when you go to a new school.
It's 1 in the afternoon. That's FAR too early to be hitting the bottle.
It's 1 in the afternoon. That's FAR too early to be hitting the bottle.
Natural reaction.
Natural reaction.
I'm imagining something like Dead or Alive Xtreme if over half the characters were extremely uncomfortable being there.
I'm imagining something like Dead or Alive Xtreme if over half the characters were extremely uncomfortable being there.
That includes Shizune.
That includes Shizune.
And have I mentioned how uncomfortable I am in this guy's introduction? See if you can spot why.
And have I mentioned how uncomfortable I am in this guy's introduction? See if you can spot why.
I'm already starting to miss Tokimeki High.
I'm already starting to miss Tokimeki High.
Maybe not. You'd better not be related to demons, Bespectacled Boy.
Maybe not. You'd better not be related to demons, Bespectacled Boy.
But I can't see him, and he still looks stupid.
But I can't see him, and he still looks stupid.
Only one of those is in this screenshot.
Only one of those is in this screenshot.
Hicchan? Isn't that Misha's nickname for Hisao?.....I don't want to think about it.
Hicchan? Isn't that Misha's nickname for Hisao?.....I don't want to think about it.
"Where did I put that porn? I know I packed i....Oh no. Mom and Dad found it while they were unpacking, didn't they? I suddenly realize what a long semester I'm in for."
Hisao Nakai: put him in your mouth.
Hisao Nakai: put him in your mouth.
And then he died. The end.
And then he died. The end.

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I love how you all just checked out as soon as you saw Lilly was first.

Hisao's on the slippery slope to Butt Love.
Hisao's on the slippery slope to Butt Love.
"Doesn't feel as good as being used in somebody else's arguments, though."
Is Hisao a troll? I don't understand.
Is Hisao a troll? I don't understand.
Kenji and Shizune walk into a bar. Kenji screams that the feminists have invaded and promptly leaves; Shizune continues with her drink.
Kenji and Shizune walk into a bar. Kenji screams that the feminists have invaded and promptly leaves; Shizune continues with her drink.
Obviously.
Obviously.
So do the Japanese. And the Chinese. And the Indians. And a lot of other people.
So do the Japanese. And the Chinese. And the Indians. And a lot of other people.
Me? Wait, I'm not blonde. At least right now.
Me? Wait, I'm not blonde. At least right now.
Finish as in
Finish as in "read them all in two days", or finish as in "read the book sleeve and decided it wasn't worth it"?
..........You know, I wanted to make a joke about how she's reading a book in this screenshot, but now I'm just horrified.
..........You know, I wanted to make a joke about how she's reading a book in this screenshot, but now I'm just horrified.
So something like this:
So something like this:
I take it.
I take it.
OK, so it's more like this:
OK, so it's more like this:
Moving right along...
Moving right along...
"When will people stop asking me about my heritage? Should I just smear half my face in make-up and hope everybody understands?"
All they had to watch was DuckTales. It was a real duck blur. (OK, that's enough DuckTales jokes for this blog.)
All they had to watch was DuckTales. It was a real duck blur. (OK, that's enough DuckTales jokes for this blog.)
In light of Mutou, this isn't a compliment.
In light of Mutou, this isn't a compliment.
"But what about Hana-" "Eh, fuck Hanako. I'm more interested in you." "......OK."
It's coming up in two days.
It's coming up in two days.
I think you meant
I think you meant "after forty minutes".
What a weird way to measure things, especially the
What a weird way to measure things, especially the "any" part. It's like he has somebody in mind....He's thinking of Lilly, isn't he?
You mean she doesn't know where to get a present for Hanako? Prepare for a shitty birthday, girl.
You mean she doesn't know where to get a present for Hanako? Prepare for a shitty birthday, girl.
What exactly do you mean by that?
What exactly do you mean by that?
You mean you were expecting her to swing her arms all over the place when deep in thought? You sure you aren't thinking of Misha?
You mean you were expecting her to swing her arms all over the place when deep in thought? You sure you aren't thinking of Misha?
Keep in mind the scene opened with him watching TV in a store window.
Keep in mind the scene opened with him watching TV in a store window.
And it takes him effort to find said store.
And it takes him effort to find said store.
"Hisao, aren't we supposed to be at the electronics store?" "Later, later. I need my Baskin Robbins."
I was going to make an ice cream joke, but then I noticed those people in the back. Does this mean that Katawa Shoujo takes place in the real world, and all the principle characters just so happen to be anime?
I was going to make an ice cream joke, but then I noticed those people in the back. Does this mean that Katawa Shoujo takes place in the real world, and all the principle characters just so happen to be anime?
Yes. You are the only person on the planet who enjoys cold temperatures.
Yes. You are the only person on the planet who enjoys cold temperatures.
Gotta agree with you on that one.
Gotta agree with you on that one.
"And then your heart craps out on you, and you spend four months in some dingy hospital before being shafted into a goddamn high sc-" "Hisao?" "..............."
Looks like Akira isn't the only character with gender identity issues.
Looks like Akira isn't the only character with gender identity issues.
Speak of the devil. And Romeo & Juliet-esque imagery.
Speak of the devil. And Romeo & Juliet-esque imagery.
And the other devil, too.
And the other devil, too.
Were you planning on.............?
Were you planning on.............?
"Suddenly, I'm not too miffed about that."
"It's your sister, man. It ain't happening."
Is he a mind reader? Is that his disability? How unique!
Is he a mind reader? Is that his disability? How unique!
Exactly. You've got characters like Misha, and......uh.....
Exactly. You've got characters like Misha, and......uh.....
You'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised.
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
You'd....actually, you probably get the point by now.
You'd....actually, you probably get the point by now.
Oh, right. Remember that plot point? You know, the entire reason they came to the city in the first place?
Oh, right. Remember that plot point? You know, the entire reason they came to the city in the first place?

I was hoping to avoid any potential Princess Maker jokes, but....

...well, they're out there.
...well, they're out there.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some shit to edit with that new font @smcn pointed me toward.

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I somehow skipped an update. One that includes a question I ask myself every day:

And also something that has never happened to me but I maybe wouldn't mind if it did:

But if it did happen it would probably go something like this:

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Oh shit. I just realized that we never gave Hideaki a voice. How about Johnny Yong Bosch doing his best not to sound like Johnny Yong Bosch?

"The blind will gaze upon time's end; the deaf will scream at terrors unseen; and all shall fall at the hand of the Red Rose. So it is foretold."
That look. That
That look. That "oh hell" look communicates so much.
Hisao would probably rap about it if not for his arrhythmia.
Hisao would probably rap about it if not for his arrhythmia.
......Moving right along.....
......Moving right along.....
"Our prices are so low, we flip our inventory like you wouldn't believe!"
For an antique store? I'd say it's par for the course.
For an antique store? I'd say it's par for the course.
"And th..."....What's that face on the far left? I didn't Photoshop that in or anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY5YRDUxa4s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY5YRDUxa4s
I get it. You guys had trouble reading that blog.
I get it. You guys had trouble reading that blog.
Wait, so the girl who gave the main character a heart attack remains completely faceless, but this inconsequential old guy gets his own portrait?
Wait, so the girl who gave the main character a heart attack remains completely faceless, but this inconsequential old guy gets his own portrait?
PortraitS. How odd.
PortraitS. How odd.
Hideaki explained that whole
Hideaki explained that whole "your sister is hitting on you" thing. She's not taking it well.
"But where would we find corn starch in THIS city?"
Oh. Your plan was to wander around the city and hope something came up.
Oh. Your plan was to wander around the city and hope something came up.
And hope to hell she doesn't catch on.
And hope to hell she doesn't catch on.
Should I have been keeping a caffeine counter on screen this whole time? I feel like I should've.
Should I have been keeping a caffeine counter on screen this whole time? I feel like I should've.
"There are just so many. I don't know...I just....*breaks down into tears*"
(
("That was certainly quick of him. Does he have some emotional problems I'm not aware of?")
"But isn't army camouflage brown, now?" "......What's your favorite color?"
Among other things.
Among other things.
Smooth transition, Casanova.
Smooth transition, Casanova.
I thought we established this a couple of updates ago.
I thought we established this a couple of updates ago.
This is how the next day begins: Hisao breaking into the girl's dorms.
This is how the next day begins: Hisao breaking into the girl's dorms.
Wait a second: did Lilly learn how to write? How? Why? This brings up so many questions.
Wait a second: did Lilly learn how to write? How? Why? This brings up so many questions.
"P.S. Bring some rope and some bear mace. You'll understand why soon enough."
(
("Oh, shit. Did the cops find out that fast? We've gotta hid-") ("Calm down, Lilly. It's probably just Hisao. I hope.")
"......Yes?" "Come in. (He'd better not look under the bed.)"
Especially since the music I've been using for all the sex jokes is playing in this scene.
Especially since the music I've been using for all the sex jokes is playing in this scene.
The music got to him. But can you blame him?
The music got to him. But can you blame him?
"It looks exactly like the boy's dorm. Must be because of her blindness."
(
("Effing buzzkill.") "What was that?" "I'd kill for some cake?"
(
("Don't you fucking remind me.")
It IS her birthday.
It IS her birthday.
It insulted her ancestors. It must pay for its crimes.
It insulted her ancestors. It must pay for its crimes.
Hisao's birthday present? Body swap!
Hisao's birthday present? Body swap!
I have to agree with him on this one. This is just so heartwarming and sweet.
I have to agree with him on this one. This is just so heartwarming and sweet.
(
("Did you bring the strong stuff?") ("You know I did.")
How scary do you have to be when dolls are scared to be in your presence? Or is the teddy bear the source of this fear?
How scary do you have to be when dolls are scared to be in your presence? Or is the teddy bear the source of this fear?
Give her some time to enjoy her presents, Lilly.
Give her some time to enjoy her presents, Lilly.
"If you fail, I want nothing more to do with you."

The old guy's voiced by the old guy from the same video, because I am a lazy bastard.

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Did you have trouble getting the good end too? I ended up having to look at a walkthrough and the "correct" answer I missed ended up being being something in Chapter 2 that seemed inconsequential.

> I love how you all just checked out as soon as you saw Lilly was first.

Hell naw, Lilly is my second favorite.

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Hell naw, Lilly is my second favorite.

Second least favorite for me. That's right: I'm maintaining the old order (albeit with the distances altered quite a bit). For those not in the know:

  1. Rin/Hanako (They're really fucking close)
  2. Shizune
  3. Lilly
  4. Emi
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My order is...

  1. Rin - No explanation needed. She's fucking awesome.
  2. Lilly - Classy without being a prude (although that's kind of a necessary quality in KS) and I like Akira and Hideaki.
  3. Emi - Love scenes are hilarious. Rin walking in and the shed had me rolling.
  4. Hanako - 2-4 are really close. I like the coming-out-of-her-shell aspect of the story but I remember the love scene turning me off at the time. It seemed a little rapey. I may just be fuzzy on the details, it's been awhile.
  5. Shizune - Did her last and kind of glad it worked out that way. I felt like the story was really scatter-shot compared to the others. The only thing I can say positive about Shizune is she's hot and the love scenes are plentiful.
  6. Misha - Why did this have to exist?!

Kinda hope you save the best for last.

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It seemed a little rapey.

You fucking wait until Rin's route. I just remember Hanako's sex scene being painful, although that's more the result of this thread's direction. Again, just you fucking wait.

Misha - Why did this have to exist?!

My opinion of Misha actually improved this playthrough. Well, until Hanako's route, at least.

Kinda hope you save the best for last.

I left a pretty big hint in the first post.

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Just read through the entire thread and I have to say that I am enjoying it thoroughly. Also, you can never have enough Futurama references/jokes.

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This was my general reaction to writing jokes for today's update:

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Imagine how I'll feel once we see it from Hanako's perspective.

"Wait, these are her death metal albums. I correct my mistake and reach for the books."
I would, too.
I would, too.
The running team does NOT fuck around, and neither does Hanako.
The running team does NOT fuck around, and neither does Hanako.
Or maybe it's Akira. Same dif.
Or maybe it's Akira. Same dif.
He seems comfortable hitting on Lilly in your presence. Why change it in Hanako's?
He seems comfortable hitting on Lilly in your presence. Why change it in Hanako's?
Oh, no. No no no no no no. What are you doing, Akira? This can't end well.
Oh, no. No no no no no no. What are you doing, Akira? This can't end well.
Hanako's wondering if she can drink herself into French fluency, despite her repeated failures in this venture.
Hanako's wondering if she can drink herself into French fluency, despite her repeated failures in this venture.
She's waiting for you to leave.
She's waiting for you to leave.
"Stay beautiful, Sugartits."
In case you doubted me: Lilly's clearly on edge, and Hanako's first priority when Akira leaves is to seize the booze.
In case you doubted me: Lilly's clearly on edge, and Hanako's first priority when Akira leaves is to seize the booze.
Don't enable her, Lilly. Then there won't be any left for the rest of us.
Don't enable her, Lilly. Then there won't be any left for the rest of us.
She's blind. Why would she even have glasses?
She's blind. Why would she even have glasses?
"I wonder what Hanako's seeing."
"What did we do tonight?"
I can only imagine why.
I can only imagine why.
"Lilly won't move or speak, and Hanako.....wait, where's Hanako?"
After she hit on Hisao way too forcefully. And then hit him way too forcefully.
After she hit on Hisao way too forcefully. And then hit him way too forcefully.
Get those Persona jokes out of your system, guys.
Get those Persona jokes out of your system, guys.
"She's out cold. Is she....usually like this?"
"Make sure she's sleeping on her side. I know what I'm talking about."
"Was....was that supposed to be a compliment?"
"This isn't any way fo....and she vomited on my face. Wonderful."
I guess it would be perfectly fine for the guy's dorm.
I guess it would be perfectly fine for the guy's dorm.
Watching women sleep count: 1.
Watching women sleep count: 1.
Yes, that's how time works.
Yes, that's how time works.
Ask her if you could record her voice for her ringtone. I'm sure it'll go over really well.
Ask her if you could record her voice for her ringtone. I'm sure it'll go over really well.
"What did we do last night? And why do you smell like vomit?"
If only this was video and not a still screenshot.
If only this was video and not a still screenshot.
"I'd check her pulse if I knew how to do that."
"Of ALL the times for my hearing to be better than everybody else's..."
You say that like you speak from experience....Please tell me you're not speaking from experience.
You say that like you speak from experience....Please tell me you're not speaking from experience.
Also take a shot when Hisao touches a girl on the shoulder.
Also take a shot when Hisao touches a girl on the shoulder.
You look worse when you're reading.
You look worse when you're reading.
How does that work?
How does that work? "Fuck you, emotions. You can't touch me. I'm hung over."
..............Excuse me. I have to get down to the floor and find out where my jaw has dropped.
..............Excuse me. I have to get down to the floor and find out where my jaw has dropped.
And this is where Katawa Shoujo becomes utterly depressing. In a good way, mind you.
And this is where Katawa Shoujo becomes utterly depressing. In a good way, mind you.
"Is this a sponge?" "You're on your own!"
Given all the demon related events that have happened to her, this isn't the most relaxing thing to drop into her hands.
Given all the demon related events that have happened to her, this isn't the most relaxing thing to drop into her hands.
And by that, he means the screenshot immediately following this one.
And by that, he means the screenshot immediately following this one.
"Her hand reaches for the empty bottle like a regular person's might reach for an alarm clock."

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I don't see a problem. Maybe I should put on my glasses?

Nope, still don't see a problem.

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Part the 十五番目
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How will our intrepid heroes take care of their hangovers in today's update? Read on and find out!

How bad does Lilly's relationship with her parents have to be if Hanako's severe alcoholism lightens the mood?
How bad does Lilly's relationship with her parents have to be if Hanako's severe alcoholism lightens the mood?
"Lilly wasn't kidding when she said Hanako's a violent drunk."
"THE DARKNESS BECKONS. THERE IS NO ESCAPE."
"Can this whole 'eternal suffering' thing wait? I'm nursing a hangover."
A fair reaction.
A fair reaction.
He's only saying that because Shizune stabbed him 23 times.
He's only saying that because Shizune stabbed him 23 times.
Because you're not supposed to sleep in class?
Because you're not supposed to sleep in class?
Worst time for a printer malfunction.
Worst time for a printer malfunction.
"What are you talking about? I haven.....But we're with each other so m....Hicchan, could you help me out?"
He dies. End of thread.
He dies. End of thread.
"The thumbs up quickly go away when they realize I'm still alive."
"I mean, you looked A LOT worse than me, and, well, this usually helps me get through the pain."
".....A grocery list takes the pain away?" "Uh-huh." "........"
I guess because she's five years old.
I guess because she's five years old.
"Let me guess: she used that 'it helps her through the pain' excuse, didn't she?"
Is she drawn into the background, or is this just a really close zoom?
Is she drawn into the background, or is this just a really close zoom?
She doesn't care if anyone sees, and neither does Hisao.
She doesn't care if anyone sees, and neither does Hisao.
What the fuck is she trying to make?
What the fuck is she trying to make?
"Hisao....You said that one out loud, too." ".....I knew I should've dated Shizune." "Heard that one, too."
After she made her presence known.
After she made her presence known.
Your own fingers, right?
Your own fingers, right?
"They also make me think I'm flying through the Bacon Principality at night, so same diff, right?"
"And any other conditions I might have."
Yes, that's how lines work.
Yes, that's how lines work.
"We haven't even gotten back to school, and you've already eaten half my groceries for the week."
"Being able to stand up while you pee, not having to worry as much about shaving, being able to scratch yourself without anybody giving a second glance..." "Uh, Lilly? You said all that out loud. You weren't just thinking that to yourself."
"Little party." Right.
"Are you sure? I didn't hear you speaking."
Tell her about your erectile dysfunction. It'll all work out in the end.
Tell her about your erectile dysfunction. It'll all work out in the end.
Try to imagine this in your head. Try to imagine how absolutely goofy it looks.
Try to imagine this in your head. Try to imagine how absolutely goofy it looks.
She saw the preview I posted WAY back in the Tokimeki thread. She's cautious.
She saw the preview I posted WAY back in the Tokimeki thread. She's cautious.
"Happy to be with me and everything."
This is the most sinister goddamn letter imaginable. You'd think Iwanako ran over the guy's cat.
This is the most sinister goddamn letter imaginable. You'd think Iwanako ran over the guy's cat.
Write her back. Fuck with her mind.
Write her back. Fuck with her mind.
"WHY COULDN'T THAT BITCH HAVE JUST LEFT ME ALONE INSTEAD OF BEING ALL NICE AND CORDIAL!? GOD!"
Waking up.
Waking up.
That was two years ago. You're fine.
That was two years ago. You're fine.
Maybe if Hisao hadn't spammed the
Maybe if Hisao hadn't spammed the "socialize" button for the entire month, this wouldn't be happening.
Tell me about it. Fucking language makes no sense.
Tell me about it. Fucking language makes no sense.
"LILLY IS NO MORE. YOU SHALL BE MY NEW VESSEL."

I just realized that there's no Iwanako sex scene in the game. Let's use this as an appropriate substitute:

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Being able to stand up while you pee, not having to worry as much about shaving, being able to scratch yourself without anybody giving a second glance...

I've been going about this being a man business all wrong...

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You mean you're simply not able to stand up while you pee?

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Did you have trouble getting the good end too? I ended up having to look at a walkthrough and the "correct" answer I missed ended up being being something in Chapter 2 that seemed inconsequential.

> I love how you all just checked out as soon as you saw Lilly was first.

Hell naw, Lilly is my second favorite.

No, I just played it once, and like 8 months later decided to play it again. Her route was probably my favorite. I'd say Lilly>Hanako>Shizune>Emi>Rin.

I was going to make an ice cream joke, but then I noticed those people in the back. Does this mean that Katawa Shoujo takes place in the real world, and all the principle characters just so happen to be anime?
I was going to make an ice cream joke, but then I noticed those people in the back. Does this mean that Katawa Shoujo takes place in the real world, and all the principle characters just so happen to be anime?

It took me awhile to get used to the fact that most of the backgrounds are just photos with some filters thrown on top to make it seem kind of water-colory or something.

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Emi? I'm putting my money on Emi.
Emi? I'm putting my money on Emi.
I THOUGHT I'D PUT THIS BEHIND ME.
I THOUGHT I'D PUT THIS BEHIND ME.
Apparently, I'm better at casting voice actors than I give myself credit for.
Apparently, I'm better at casting voice actors than I give myself credit for.
Why?
Why?
......................................Point taken.
......................................Point taken.
"I think I do, but I've always had trouble figuring out which one was the genius, and which was insane."
"Why is your shirt on backwards? And open?"
Hanako is appalled.
Hanako is appalled.
".....I'm confused. What was that first part supposed to mean?"
Maybe if you brought up her scars less often, they wouldn't be so common.
Maybe if you brought up her scars less often, they wouldn't be so common.
WHO FORGOT TO DRAW THIS SCENE!?
WHO FORGOT TO DRAW THIS SCENE!?
Oh. He was pissed that they've been in contact with each other.
Oh. He was pissed that they've been in contact with each other.
Philemon, you ass.
Philemon, you ass.
"And part robot."
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("Victory: me.")
And he does mean slowly.
And he does mean slowly.
And that's the last we're hearing of her in Lilly's route.
And that's the last we're hearing of her in Lilly's route.
"I guess Emi found out, too."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2S7iwEHOV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2S7iwEHOV4
How come I don't remember this version of Emi's face from my previous playthrough?
How come I don't remember this version of Emi's face from my previous playthrough?
Wait, is Hisao's arrythmia kicking in? So Misha bashing his head into a desk does nothing, he's perfectly fine from an impromptu finger jab to the rib, but quietly eating lunch is just too much stress for his heart? Lilly's got the right idea.
Wait, is Hisao's arrythmia kicking in? So Misha bashing his head into a desk does nothing, he's perfectly fine from an impromptu finger jab to the rib, but quietly eating lunch is just too much stress for his heart? Lilly's got the right idea.
"In more ways than one."
Glad to see the guys aren't the only racists in the cast.
Glad to see the guys aren't the only racists in the cast.
"Not where it counts." "DAMN IT, RIN!"
"This means I get to worry about you." - Pretty much the actual meaning behind this.
He's finally doing well in English class.
He's finally doing well in English class.
Hanako's gritting her teeth like crazy during all this.
Hanako's gritting her teeth like crazy during all this.
Makes where this is ending up all the more awkward.
Makes where this is ending up all the more awkward.
"Actually, I'm His-" "Did something happen to Hanako's voice?"
Oh, this can't end well.
Oh, this can't end well.
...How about we skip this scene before the rabbit comparisons worm their way in?
...How about we skip this scene before the rabbit comparisons worm their way in?
"Hisao, do you have any idea why their voices sound so weird? And why they keep saying that they're me?"
"She's doing it again, isn't she? I thought Hideaki told her to cut it out."
"Kiss my sphincter."
Well, except for Hideaki. You'll always have Hideaki.
Well, except for Hideaki. You'll always have Hideaki.
Take a shot.
Take a shot.
Where's The Legend of Zelda: Pilgrimage to the Past? I want that Zelda game.
Where's The Legend of Zelda: Pilgrimage to the Past? I want that Zelda game.
Any reason why Hisao's black in this shot?
Any reason why Hisao's black in this shot?
"Where has my body gone? What's this feeling on my....what do I even call it?"
Revelations was pretty good, but the story in III sucked pretty hard. I've heard good things about Black Flag, but, well, you can understand my hesitation.
Revelations was pretty good, but the story in III sucked pretty hard. I've heard good things about Black Flag, but, well, you can understand my hesitation.

OK, so I was Photoshopping something for one of the later updates (later), and somehow it became

this.
this.

I'm not sure if I even need to finish it.

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On the Act 3 splash screen I would guess that's Hanako's hand instead of Hisao's explaining the blackening with the burns on her right hand. Of course this is just some surmisal on my part as I've only played through Emi's route of Katawa Shoujo.

Yes, this was important enough to make my second post ever about after coming here and reading the forums for year.

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Things are looking pretty good.

Oh, never mind. They're just talking about....what the hell ARE they talking about?
Oh, never mind. They're just talking about....what the hell ARE they talking about?
[Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun. That's why I'm packing, and boy, you'd better run (run).]
[Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun. That's why I'm packing, and boy, you'd better run (run).]
I doubt there's a civil way of asking somebody how they know about Poker Face if they're deaf. (Hanako found it funny, though.)
I doubt there's a civil way of asking somebody how they know about Poker Face if they're deaf. (Hanako found it funny, though.)
I'm four pictures in, and I'm already confused.
I'm four pictures in, and I'm already confused.
"Could you do something about the smell, too?" "From Hanako?" "Yes, from Mikado."
Gonna get A LOT of use out of this one.
Gonna get A LOT of use out of this one.
If only this translated to my life, too.
If only this translated to my life, too.
He's talking about eavesdropping.
He's talking about eavesdropping.
"It" refers to the subject of Lilly's nationality. Keep in mind that he shares a class with her.
"It makes me want to ROCK, man. Just ROCK the fuck out."
Assuming he had a mother at any point in history.
Assuming he had a mother at any point in history.
Racist?
Racist?
I'm curious how he found out what the time travel angle would be.
I'm curious how he found out what the time travel angle would be.
He assumes Hisao's the crazy stalker type.
He assumes Hisao's the crazy stalker type.
YOU DON'T SAY?
YOU DON'T SAY?
Fortunately, it's right next to the beginning of this screenshot.
Fortunately, it's right next to the beginning of this screenshot.
No, Hisao. Think about your arrhythmia. You don't have the flow, man!
No, Hisao. Think about your arrhythmia. You don't have the flow, man!
That's just Yuuko. She can't afford to live anywhere but the student dorms.
That's just Yuuko. She can't afford to live anywhere but the student dorms.
"WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME!? NNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
I guess that makes Lilly Lovers. *ba tum tish*
I guess that makes Lilly Lovers. *ba tum tish*
This is where things get uncomfortable. Be forewarned.
This is where things get uncomfortable. Be forewarned.
This is the very next day. You'd think Hisao didn't move an inch from her door.
This is the very next day. You'd think Hisao didn't move an inch from her door.
And THIS is where Hanako's theme starts playing. You know, the one that makes me feel absolutely horrible, plunging me into emotional doldrums.....it's this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmgV6vN0Evs
And THIS is where Hanako's theme starts playing. You know, the one that makes me feel absolutely horrible, plunging me into emotional doldrums.....it's this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmgV6vN0Evs
You're drinking this early in the morning? What has happened to you?
You're drinking this early in the morning? What has happened to you?
"At least I think it's playful. I don't understand much English, mind you."
That music's still playing, so this is a completely understandable sound to make, given the circumstances.
That music's still playing, so this is a completely understandable sound to make, given the circumstances.
God, get it together, Lilly. You think she'd be awake for Hanako shutting everybody out.
God, get it together, Lilly. You think she'd be awake for Hanako shutting everybody out.
Too bad.
Too bad.
This better not be about Hanako.
This better not be about Hanako.
"...maybe I should've gone with my other plan and talked to her about it."
.......................................
.......................................
..............................I still don't have anything to finish these captions. You figure it out.
..............................I still don't have anything to finish these captions. You figure it out.
"You know, aside from that whole 'Hanako is suicidally depressed' thing I woke you up with."
What a weird time to worry about her diet.
What a weird time to worry about her diet.
Especially when the message you're sending is,
Especially when the message you're sending is, "I care about you enough to throw a Hot Pocket in the microwave."
Some of them weren't joking.
Some of them weren't joking.
She could've thrown it out. Or somebody else could've eaten it. Or the janitors could've tossed it. Your conclusions are flimsy.
She could've thrown it out. Or somebody else could've eaten it. Or the janitors could've tossed it. Your conclusions are flimsy.
"Enough about Hanako's awful mood. Time to start shaving."
"What would feel worse for Lilly: peach fuzz or razor cuts?"
It means he can fuck with her.
It means he can fuck with her.

I'm feeling fucking awful.

Fun fact: I realized it was Hanako's hand on the Act 3 screen shortly after writing that joke. I included it anyway because I thought it was funny.

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Especially when the message you're sending is, "I care about you enough to throw a Hot Pocket in the microwave."

That level of affection would probably make that person my closest friend. Soooooooooo...

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Especially when the message you're sending is, "I care about you enough to throw a Hot Pocket in the microwave."

That level of affection would probably make that person my closest friend.

Then just you wait until Rin's route.

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Especially when the message you're sending is, "I care about you enough to throw a Hot Pocket in the microwave."

That level of affection would probably make that person my closest friend.

Then just you wait until Rin's route.

Not sure what that could possibly mean, but I suppose I'll find out eventually.

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Out of one vacation and into another. Jet lag is going to wreck havoc on this poor girl.

You're talking about Lilly, right? Not Hanako?
You're talking about Lilly, right? Not Hanako?
"Yuuko's existence frustrates me."
Maybe your novels should be a bit more visual? Heh? You catch my drift?
Maybe your novels should be a bit more visual? Heh? You catch my drift?
"Her girlish giggle reminds me that she has a vagina."
Glad to see she hasn't worked on her drinking problem.
Glad to see she hasn't worked on her drinking problem.
Why is Hisao speaking French? Did he succeed where Hanako failed?
Why is Hisao speaking French? Did he succeed where Hanako failed?
Apparently, Lilly's part butterfly...which explains that incident on the roof, come to think of it.
Apparently, Lilly's part butterfly...which explains that incident on the roof, come to think of it.
"Oh, you should see her in a bathing suit. She looks gorgeous." "How would YOU know?" "Better than you."
OK, good. I was wondering for the longest time who the asshole was who met the blind girl and thought,
OK, good. I was wondering for the longest time who the asshole was who met the blind girl and thought, "You know what she'd love? To go swimming in the wide open ocean, where she'll no doubt have immense difficulties navigating her environment!"
"How would I know what the beaches look like, Hisao?" "Better than me." ("Did he not understand that was a joke?")
"It's been a most bully day! Why, I dare say my ventures have adopted a more ebullient humor as of late."
Ah, yes, that momentous occasion in world history when the Dutch first discovered the land of burn victims, amputees, and Helen Keller.
Ah, yes, that momentous occasion in world history when the Dutch first discovered the land of burn victims, amputees, and Helen Keller.
Her hair and name color are pink. Therefore, she must write in pink, too.
Her hair and name color are pink. Therefore, she must write in pink, too.
Not in this route, he can't.
Not in this route, he can't.
Misha, you dirty girl.
Misha, you dirty girl.
That's the last time she'll be peeing on the rug. Wait, EMI'S the dog, right?
That's the last time she'll be peeing on the rug. Wait, EMI'S the dog, right?
"You know, this would probably be easier if we went in the airport, Hanako."
".......Sooooooo........wanna hug it up?"
"Don't worry, Hanako. I'm still blind."
Gotta remind us that you're not a guy.
Gotta remind us that you're not a guy.
Everybody decided to haul out of Hokkaido once they found out the place was connected to that movie Contact.
Everybody decided to haul out of Hokkaido once they found out the place was connected to that movie Contact.
You mean you're checking her out.
You mean you're checking her out.
YOU ARE SO FUCKED.
YOU ARE SO FUCKED.
Great way to start your
Great way to start your "love confession" trip.
This probably isn't what Hanako needs to take her mind off the past few days.
This probably isn't what Hanako needs to take her mind off the past few days.
"Fucking Hanako, making me g-" "...Hi.....Hisao?" "......Damn it."
There are better ways to pick up chicks.
There are better ways to pick up chicks.
THESE AREN'T ONE OF THEM.
THESE AREN'T ONE OF THEM.
Clearly.
Clearly.
You don't know the half of it.
You don't know the half of it.
"And I'll place this card face down, in defense mode. Your move, Hanako."
"Wait a minute, we're playing poker?"
(
("Take him for all he's worth.") ("Even his medication?") ("Especially his medication.")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_VBFu9VLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_VBFu9VLY
Did one of the developers just take a picture of their house and apply a Photoshop filter?
Did one of the developers just take a picture of their house and apply a Photoshop filter?
That one tree is simply surrounding the house.
That one tree is simply surrounding the house.
I'm with you on that one.
I'm with you on that one.
Possibly under several hundred tons of steel and cement.
Possibly under several hundred tons of steel and cement.
I think the word you want is
I think the word you want is "terrifyingly isolated".....OK, words.
Subtext: he's sleeping on the couch.
Subtext: he's sleeping on the couch.

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Turns out there is decent Katawa Shoujo fan material floating about YouTube. For the longest time, I thought it was just this Convenience Store bullshit. Also:

Why does the nurse look so much like a Space Dandy villain?
Why does the nurse look so much like a Space Dandy villain?

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Seems to me someone doesn't know the rules of strip poker, and someone else is trying to take advantage of that.

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Seeing as she's still wearing all her clothes I'd guess she's really a shark, and Hisao is the poor, naked fish.

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Lilly has to be on her period in today's update. That's the only way I could possibly explain the obscene volumes of blood we are to encounter.

"And the unfinished meals still lying on the table, and the doors that are all broken off their hinges..."
Oh, you thought I was kidding, didn't you? Nope: Hisao's going to spend the entire weekend on this damn couch.
Oh, you thought I was kidding, didn't you? Nope: Hisao's going to spend the entire weekend on this damn couch.
(
("Why did you invite him, again?") ("Shut up, Hanako. I've got something planned, alright?") ("......You'd better not make me regret this.")
"An electric stove? What savages could possibly live under these oppressive conditions?"
"Wait a minute, I slept for eight hours?"
Is Lilly's response to that question.
Is Lilly's response to that question.
You're a talkative sleeper, Hisao, and that's not a good thing.
You're a talkative sleeper, Hisao, and that's not a good thing.
Call it a hunch, but I don't think this trip will solve that problem.
Call it a hunch, but I don't think this trip will solve that problem.
Nice to see you're watching your health.
Nice to see you're watching your health.
(
("Should I draw a penis on his face?") ("Do whatever you want. I don't really care.")
He decides not to fight the inevitable. He could always use a tattoo, after all. Show all of Hokkaido not to fuck with Babyface.
He decides not to fight the inevitable. He could always use a tattoo, after all. Show all of Hokkaido not to fuck with Babyface.
How passive-aggressive, Lilly.
How passive-aggressive, Lilly.
On second thought, a tattoo might not be the best idea.
On second thought, a tattoo might not be the best idea.
Yea, you wouldn't want Lilly to see you smirking. You'd never live it down.
Yea, you wouldn't want Lilly to see you smirking. You'd never live it down.
I feel I know what Lilly's in the mood for this noon.
I feel I know what Lilly's in the mood for this noon.
And it clearly isn't that.
And it clearly isn't that.
"..........What the flipping fuck?"
"I mean, genitalia are one thing..."
"Where did I put my damn cane?"
You DO remember what happened when you first arrived, right?
You DO remember what happened when you first arrived, right?
Great way to insult her intelligence, especially when you plan on confessing your love to her on this trip.
Great way to insult her intelligence, especially when you plan on confessing your love to her on this trip.
Did Hanako just abbreviate the word
Did Hanako just abbreviate the word "morning"? From its beginning? I'm mostly curious how.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
http://youtu.be/8Sr3ZbSxolI
http://youtu.be/8Sr3ZbSxolI
"I'd say the same to you, but I suppose I can't really do that, either."
It's her finger, Hisao. Not her leg.....yet.
It's her finger, Hisao. Not her leg.....yet.
Because only Europeans separate forks and knives?
Because only Europeans separate forks and knives?
Man, Lilly cut herself DEEP.
Man, Lilly cut herself DEEP.
Damn it, Lilly. What did I tell you about enabling Hanako's addictions?
Damn it, Lilly. What did I tell you about enabling Hanako's addictions?
You say that like you're living in BioShock. I mean, yea, alcohol has given Hanako a Big Daddy's voice, but that's about it.
You say that like you're living in BioShock. I mean, yea, alcohol has given Hanako a Big Daddy's voice, but that's about it.
I guess irresponsibility runs in the family.
I guess irresponsibility runs in the family.
Yea. Lilly.
Yea. Lilly.
"Why do you think we're sleeping in separate rooms?"
I don't recall too many classes in drinking back at Yamaku.
I don't recall too many classes in drinking back at Yamaku.
I'm not sure how much Lilly would enjoy being a cliche.
I'm not sure how much Lilly would enjoy being a cliche.
Apparently, they're eating on the couch. Otherwise, I have no clue why they didn't use the kitchen background for all this dialogue.
Apparently, they're eating on the couch. Otherwise, I have no clue why they didn't use the kitchen background for all this dialogue.
"What was that about us being malformed?" "Oh, relax. There's no way Hanako's gonna remember any of this." "But I will."
Consider it revenge for waking her up with Hanako's isolation a few updates back.
Consider it revenge for waking her up with Hanako's isolation a few updates back.
Kenji would be so proud of you, Hisao.
Kenji would be so proud of you, Hisao.
"The bleeding of her finger"? Why is Hisao using such clunky language? Did Lilly cut a bunch of other shit on the way to this screenshot?

A preview of tomorrow's update:

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Great way to describe your prospective girlfriend.
Great way to describe your prospective girlfriend.
Well, this walk suddenly turned ominous. Call me when they discover another survivor.
Well, this walk suddenly turned ominous. Call me when they discover another survivor.
Oh, right. Remember her? (It's been, like, twenty lines since her existence has been acknowledged.)
Oh, right. Remember her? (It's been, like, twenty lines since her existence has been acknowledged.)
Still drunk, I see.
Still drunk, I see.
Yea, I'm confused about this one, too. What's screwing with Hisao's legs so suddenly?
Yea, I'm confused about this one, too. What's screwing with Hisao's legs so suddenly?
"So this is why you made me steal his stuff?" [Why should Lilly have all the fun this weekend?] "I just want you to know that I STRONGLY oppose what we're doing."
Hmmm......Call it a hunch, but I don't think I thought this joke through....
Hmmm......Call it a hunch, but I don't think I thought this joke through....
Uh....when I made that joke about neglecting his health, I didn't mean it like THIS.
Uh....when I made that joke about neglecting his health, I didn't mean it like THIS.
Hisao had a near death experience. Let's skip to the next day.
Hisao had a near death experience. Let's skip to the next day.
Or maybe later that same day. It's still an odd transition.
Or maybe later that same day. It's still an odd transition.
Akira found out somebody's been messing with her booze. She's not pleased.
Akira found out somebody's been messing with her booze. She's not pleased.
You know, the very clearly setting sun that we can all see.
You know, the very clearly setting sun that we can all see.
What oddly violent wording. It sounds like you had to slap the shit out of Hanako before she'd go to bed at 4 PM.
What oddly violent wording. It sounds like you had to slap the shit out of Hanako before she'd go to bed at 4 PM.
".......Wanna hump?"
"Uh, Lilly?.....You said that one out loud, too."
The Lifestream bursts from beneath the Earth to make Hisao's feelings known.
The Lifestream bursts from beneath the Earth to make Hisao's feelings known.
"I think we should see other people."
Like Kefka, but exactly the opposite. (That's far too soon to make another Final Fantasy joke.)
Like Kefka, but exactly the opposite. (That's far too soon to make another Final Fantasy joke.)
"................................Pardon?"
"You're an idiot who couldn't express a genuine emotion if your life depended on it, and that's why I love you."
Nothing to say here. Just a really good screenshot, is all.
Nothing to say here. Just a really good screenshot, is all.
"I'm still not sure why I called her an idiot."
"You've spent the last few hours profusely apologizing. I get it. You don't need to keep saying you're sorry."
Except his problems didn't start until high school. Plus he could've prevented that little episode earlier. I think he's perfectly justified apologizing for all that.
Except his problems didn't start until high school. Plus he could've prevented that little episode earlier. I think he's perfectly justified apologizing for all that.
You missed, pal.
You missed, pal.
When did they become British?
When did they become British?
I'd post the sex music, but....uh....guess what actually happens this time? (Also, it wouldn't be the right music.)
I'd post the sex music, but....uh....guess what actually happens this time? (Also, it wouldn't be the right music.)
"You know what a girl likes."
That she has a weird laugh?
That she has a weird laugh?
This is her response to
This is her response to "I love you". Glad to see Hisao's not the only one to screw this up.
A terrible mistake.
A terrible mistake.
What's the worst that could happen?...................Besides that.
What's the worst that could happen?...................Besides that.
"Of all the times...."
Who would've thought that somebody touching your genitals would be so erotic?
Who would've thought that somebody touching your genitals would be so erotic?
"Are you wearing a condom?" "..............." "Eh."
Oh, I almost forgot: what's Hanako been doing this whole time?
Oh, I almost forgot: what's Hanako been doing this whole time?
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Define "crying". And when you were holding said body, because that changes EVERYTHING.
What a strange train of thought.
What a strange train of thought. "You know what this medicine reminds me of? A school full of disabled students."
(
("Oh, no. Is he hitting on me? You can get through this. Just keep a calm face, and try to forget......")

By the way, I like how all you checked out at the vaguest promise of a Lilly sex scene. "A tall blonde girl getting pounded? Don't sign me the fuck up!" Should bode well for when it actually happens today. And tomorrow.

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Hisao would probably rap about it if not for his arrhythmia.

This joke hurts.

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Guess what? There's another sex scene today! It's gonna look a little something like this:

I expect a billion comments.
I expect a billion comments.
(
("Why's he the one gagging? At least he got to sleep.")
And how did he learn to abbreviate a word without changing a single letter?
And how did he learn to abbreviate a word without changing a single letter?
Hisao and Lilly simultaneously realized that neither of them bothered to clean up.
Hisao and Lilly simultaneously realized that neither of them bothered to clean up.
Anything to get her mind off...that.
Anything to get her mind off...that.
"We must have sex. Again."
I feel like half the trip has been,
I feel like half the trip has been, "Oh, and Hanako's there. Forgot about her."
Thanks for making all my jokes so obvious, Katawa Shoujo. Should make the rest of this feature real entertaining.
Thanks for making all my jokes so obvious, Katawa Shoujo. Should make the rest of this feature real entertaining.
Apparently, Hanako's beaming with joy.
Apparently, Hanako's beaming with joy.
"So............." "........You wanted to say something, Hanako?" "..........So..........."
Oh, that makes things SO MUCH WORSE in SO MANY WAYS.
Oh, that makes things SO MUCH WORSE in SO MANY WAYS.
"Weren't we having breakfast or something? How did I end up taking a bath?"
"....Not at all?"
"I just need to use the bathroom. Don't watch."
They're not about you.......that just makes things worse, doesn't it?
They're not about you.......that just makes things worse, doesn't it?
"And naked."
"I thought I'd worked on this."
Smooooooooooooooooooooooth.
Smooooooooooooooooooooooth.
In a bar.
In a bar.
Wouldn't it make more sense to tell him if it wasn't beating? By the way....what happened to Hanako?
Wouldn't it make more sense to tell him if it wasn't beating? By the way....what happened to Hanako?
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How long did she wait to pull that one?
How long did she wait to pull that one?
If I had a vagina, this would describe me so well.
If I had a vagina, this would describe me so well.
Again, take note of how they didn't clean up the sweaty musk they left behind. Man, is Akira in for a surprise.
Again, take note of how they didn't clean up the sweaty musk they left behind. Man, is Akira in for a surprise.
Healthy for who?
Healthy for who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlg5HncqV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlg5HncqV8
I'm pretty sure that's been established.
I'm pretty sure that's been established.
Fuck with her behind her back. By which I mean her front.
Fuck with her behind her back. By which I mean her front.
What this picture doesn't show is the mushroom cloud she's blissfully staring at.
What this picture doesn't show is the mushroom cloud she's blissfully staring at.
They know.
They know.
Relations between Shizune and Misha take a noticeable dive.
Relations between Shizune and Misha take a noticeable dive.
Anything to keep her mind off the horrors she bore witness to these past few days.
Anything to keep her mind off the horrors she bore witness to these past few days.
"Shicchan's been going crazy these past few days, and she s-What? No, I was just asking him about his weekend. (Meet me on the roof later. She won't find us there.)"
You diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
You diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
"You don't understand. You're the only person I can come to."
Well, of course Shicchan's going to be fine. She can find another victim just fine.
Well, of course Shicchan's going to be fine. She can find another victim just fine.
(
("Heeeeeeeeeelp.")
"Why did I think floor food was ever a good idea?"
So you can smell it.
So you can smell it.
Misha knows, but won't sign it to Shizune. Consider it her revenge.
Misha knows, but won't sign it to Shizune. Consider it her revenge.
It wasn't a well thought out revenge plan, is what I'm getting at.
It wasn't a well thought out revenge plan, is what I'm getting at.

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I ain't scared of no underage naked blonde cartoon lady! Though I did forget to check yesterday.

Also my inability to keep sentences like that first sentence to myself are probably part of the reason I don't date much.

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Misha's words, obviously. There's a reason Shizune has her hands behind her back.
Misha's words, obviously. There's a reason Shizune has her hands behind her back.
"Fucking Hanako. Why can't you be more honest with us, you piece of shit?"
Hisao, I think you're reading her lines.
Hisao, I think you're reading her lines.
"I don't know. It's a class for students with limited vision, not limited hearing."
(
("I hope she interprets 'batting off' as a metaphor.")
Wait, doesn't Tanabata happen WAY earlier in Shizune's route? What is up with the pacing between these storylines?
Wait, doesn't Tanabata happen WAY earlier in Shizune's route? What is up with the pacing between these storylines?
Meaning this story's going to end with a god-king erupting out of Hisao's chest.
Meaning this story's going to end with a god-king erupting out of Hisao's chest.
................Did you just call Hanako a slut?
................Did you just call Hanako a slut?
Malt liquor, I see.
Malt liquor, I see.
Even though you see them every day.
Even though you see them every day.
This girl, apparently. I know there's a list compiling all their names somewhere. In this case, Naomi Inoue. She's on the newspaper club.
This girl, apparently. I know there's a list compiling all their names somewhere. In this case, Naomi Inoue. She's on the newspaper club.
"All up inside her?" "...............What was that, Shortie?"
"No, back the fuck up a second. Are you saying you fucked my little sister?" "Uuuuuuuuuu............"
She says that more for the girls' sake than for Hisao's.
She says that more for the girls' sake than for Hisao's.
Yea, I wish. The closest we get to a three way in this game is when Hisao has sex with Emi.
Yea, I wish. The closest we get to a three way in this game is when Hisao has sex with Emi.
She says that more for her sake than for Hisao's.
She says that more for her sake than for Hisao's.
"So......how about that gate at the front of the school, huh?"
I'd make a Cockey accent joke here if I knew how to type in a Cockney accent.
I'd make a Cockey accent joke here if I knew how to type in a Cockney accent.
This is the Satou response to Hanako's question,
This is the Satou response to Hanako's question, "Did you have fun in Scotland?" I can't imagine it communicates anything legal.
What you're doing to Lilly is worse than what Hisao did. Just saying.
What you're doing to Lilly is worse than what Hisao did. Just saying.
Surprise surprise, the conversation has turned to Shizune. I am not kidding.
Surprise surprise, the conversation has turned to Shizune. I am not kidding.
"Every. time. *slowly backs out of room, eyes never leaving Hisao's vicinity*"
"It's almost like she's used t-wait a minute."
You mean she's an option? I wish I knew that before! Would've led the thread with that!
You mean she's an option? I wish I knew that before! Would've led the thread with that!
Don't you think it's strange that you keep calling her motherly after you've fucked her twice?
Don't you think it's strange that you keep calling her motherly after you've fucked her twice?
Just what every girl wants to hear.
Just what every girl wants to hear.
Good. That means there's no risk of Lilly stumbling upon this thread.
Good. That means there's no risk of Lilly stumbling upon this thread.
"Last time I take relationship advice from any of my classmates."
Pretty much out of nowhere. Get used to it, if only for a bit.
Pretty much out of nowhere. Get used to it, if only for a bit.
Seems a little late to check for STDs.
Seems a little late to check for STDs.
".....No, no, I don't like the look of this." "What is it?" ".....Chocolate chip baby."
Nonexistent til now, that is.
Nonexistent til now, that is.
This is Hisao's exercise regiment: something he'd be doing anyway in a school as big as this.
This is Hisao's exercise regiment: something he'd be doing anyway in a school as big as this.
"Last time I base my life decisions off Sword Art Online."
End of thread.
End of thread.
"Do you ever regret being blind? Huh? Do you ever feel like shit for not being like everybody else? Does that keep you awake at night, staring at the ceiling you probably wish you could see? WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND, LILLY!?" GOD!
Yes.
Yes.
Showering away the shame.
Showering away the shame.
Like that time she rather unselfishly didn't leave Hisao to die on a walking path. Truly, Hanako is a paragon of kindness.
Like that time she rather unselfishly didn't leave Hisao to die on a walking path. Truly, Hanako is a paragon of kindness.
She's being polite about it.
She's being polite about it.

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Those American Dad gifs are spot on.

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I spent much of last night Photoshopping a dildo deep inside one of this game's characters. This was clearly the best use of my time.

"No sex with Hanako?" "No sex with Hanako."
If I had to describe this screenshot, I'd say that it reminds me of something random and confusing.
If I had to describe this screenshot, I'd say that it reminds me of something random and confusing.
Holy shit, WHAT!?
Holy shit, WHAT!?
As scary as Shizune is with a knife, I can't imagine how terrifying an older Hideaki would be with one.
As scary as Shizune is with a knife, I can't imagine how terrifying an older Hideaki would be with one.
This was before puberty corrected Lilly's crippling Diagonal Mouth Disease. (Also, when everybody wore red bowties, for some reason.)
This was before puberty corrected Lilly's crippling Diagonal Mouth Disease. (Also, when everybody wore red bowties, for some reason.)
"Wait, why DID Misha dye her hair?" "Shizune said that if she didn't adopt a more distinctive look, she'd cut her ass out and replace her with Miki." "Man, she doesn't fuck around, does she?"
Not even Background Character in the middle.
Not even Background Character in the middle.
So not very hard?
So not very hard?
You learn a new word every day. Now I just have to figure out what the fuck it means.
You learn a new word every day. Now I just have to figure out what the fuck it means.
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
What kind of restaurant would you go to where you'd expect the menu to be in three different languages?
What kind of restaurant would you go to where you'd expect the menu to be in three different languages?
"Grilled cheese with chicken fritters and a kid's soda. Sounds good enough."
"I want Poseidon to know I mean business."
Huh. I really wasn't far off a couple of pictures back, was I?
Huh. I really wasn't far off a couple of pictures back, was I?
He's still pissed off about the voodoo joke, isn't he? I thought it was funny at the time. Until it wasn't.
He's still pissed off about the voodoo joke, isn't he? I thought it was funny at the time. Until it wasn't.
"Oh, well. When in Rome..."
Anything to get Lilly drunk, I take it.
Anything to get Lilly drunk, I take it.
Yea, she spent years perfecting her ability to fold liquid.
Yea, she spent years perfecting her ability to fold liquid.
"Just how many men have you fucked in your day?"
"So it was multiple?" "Hisao, please, I don't want to talk about it."
I don't need any better proof than this.
I don't need any better proof than this.
"Lady-parts? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!?"
This is pretty much all we get to find out about his past life.
This is pretty much all we get to find out about his past life.
I'd make a Yu-Gi-Oh/Fragile Dreams joke, but I don't know how the chronology would work. Rest assured that Takumi has the bigger breasts.
I'd make a Yu-Gi-Oh/Fragile Dreams joke, but I don't know how the chronology would work. Rest assured that Takumi has the bigger breasts.
But enough about [INSERT ANY GAME HERE].
But enough about [INSERT ANY GAME HERE].
You lost me at
You lost me at "friendship of Shizune, Misha".
"The name's Nakai. Hisao Na-OW!" "Hisao?" "What just happened now?"
OK, so maybe Shizune didn't shoot Hisao this time. I can't know EVERYTHING.
OK, so maybe Shizune didn't shoot Hisao this time. I can't know EVERYTHING.
"So much hair..."
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
Is it racist that Lilly sounds like a fortune cookie?
Is it racist that Lilly sounds like a fortune cookie?
"But she's behind me, now. I angsted her out of my life for good."
Enough to drive her away with your perpetually sour mood.
Enough to drive her away with your perpetually sour mood.
Mention the part where you wrote her back just to fuck with her.
Mention the part where you wrote her back just to fuck with her.
Presumably, he was OK with the near heart attack.
Presumably, he was OK with the near heart attack.
Uh, Hisao...you DO remember when Lilly said you're not a good liar, right?
Uh, Hisao...you DO remember when Lilly said you're not a good liar, right?
"And that's when the valkyries showed up."
"Like, at all. It's hard to concentrate on anything when you're talking about my demeanor."
"She lets me nuzzle my face in her hand, and I'm putty in her fingers."
"In fact, he isn't dressed at all."
Kind of an odd place to make it rain, isn't it? Even if there's nobody else around.
Kind of an odd place to make it rain, isn't it? Even if there's nobody else around.

Hey, how about we play a game in the closer? Guess which one of these games is giving us our time travel gimmick!

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Hey, how about we play a game in the closer? Guess which one of these games is giving us our time travel gimmick!

Shadow of Destiny?

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So much is gonna happen in today's update. Where do I even start? (With yesterday's, oddly enough.)

"There is no way I'm taking my shirt off in public again."
You've got a long way to go, boy.
You've got a long way to go, boy.
How's it
How's it "sure enough" when it's unreliable?
A stupidly esoteric reference?
A stupidly esoteric reference?
You can't mean....
You can't mean....
Watching women sleep count: two.
Watching women sleep count: two.
Tell me, Hisao: what is your opinion of people's knees?
Tell me, Hisao: what is your opinion of people's knees?
Why did Lilly insist on sleeping in Hisao's room?
Why did Lilly insist on sleeping in Hisao's room?
God, just look at her. Poor girl looks HIDEOUS.
God, just look at her. Poor girl looks HIDEOUS.
Uh, shower? Are you sure you want Kenji to see your girlfriend naked?
Uh, shower? Are you sure you want Kenji to see your girlfriend naked?
Or kissing. Kissing comes first, apparently.
Or kissing. Kissing comes first, apparently.
She's calling him a pussy.
She's calling him a pussy.
"Nah. Stopped dreaming about that stuff long ago. Got my medication to thank for that."
"In your dreams?" "Uh, yea, I guess."
He finally found out. After having sex with Lilly. Twice.
He finally found out. After having sex with Lilly. Twice.
"Oi? When'd we become British folk?" "I don't bloody know, my dear." "Jolly good!" (Look, it's hard typing in a British accent, OK?)
"Not many people can lick the inside of their knee."
Because he's listened so well to you in the time that you've known him.
Because he's listened so well to you in the time that you've known him.
"Bitch, please. I'm doing FABULOUS."
Not entirely sure where th-
Not entirely sure where th-
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"To defeat your enemies, to drive them before you, to take from them all they possess, to see those they love in tears, to ride their horses, and to hold their wives and daughters in your arms...THAT is the motivation to teach!"
No, not at all. I don't know many people who did.
No, not at all. I don't know many people who did.
Unfortunately, that piece is illegal in...pretty much everywhere, really.
Unfortunately, that piece is illegal in...pretty much everywhere, really.
Those are the first words out of his mouth after three hours of tea staring.
Those are the first words out of his mouth after three hours of tea staring.
I don't like where this is going.
I don't like where this is going.
Remember this. It's going to be pretty damn important.
Remember this. It's going to be pretty damn important.
I demand a spin-off.
I demand a spin-off.
"How can me and Lilly have sex if Hanako's not with us?"
More annoyed, honestly.
More annoyed, honestly.
There's a first time for everything.
There's a first time for everything.
To Misha head or not to Misha head.
To Misha head or not to Misha head.
"Rock, paper scissors..."
"It sounds wet and shameful. My curiosity has piqued."
"Hold on a second. Did you blindfold me so you could jerk off without me knowing?" "Uh huh. I used to do it all the time at Shizune's birthday parties." "Gross." "Wanna fuck?" "You know I do."
Well, she did explicitly ask you if you wanted to fuck. That's a pretty big hint.
Well, she did explicitly ask you if you wanted to fuck. That's a pretty big hint.
"Man, her legs sure are thin and bony. Has she b-" "Hisao, why are you poking me in the ribs?"
"One girl isn't enough. I must have them all. More. More! MORE!"
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He REALLY wanted more.
He REALLY wanted more.

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As long as I'm referencing the "sex" scene, Hanako left the room shortly before this incident, so I don't see why we need to check up on her.

Then again...
Then again...

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Wait, what the hell was this all about?

Well, besides that guy being kind of a crazy anti-feminist conspiracy nut.

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@pyromagnestir: She trips and falls if I remember correctly.

She does, but there's more to it than that. We'll find out in tomorrow's update, which would've been today's update if I wasn't locked out of posting it.

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OK, so regarding the sex scenes, it seems we've established three running gags.

  1. I check up on Hanako. (I planned this one out.)
  2. I reference American Dad in some fashion. (I did not plan this one out.) (And as long as I'm on it, I might as well mention that I should've used this at some point.)
  3. Everybody fucking checks out. (How I could've planned for this one is beyond me.)
You must feel real offended.
You must feel real offended.
"I needed the time. You understand that, right? It's...a side effect of the medication."
Which part: the five seconds of sex or the ten seconds of heart attack?
Which part: the five seconds of sex or the ten seconds of heart attack?
No matter how many times you hear it, you're never truly used to hearing someone poop.
No matter how many times you hear it, you're never truly used to hearing someone poop.
So pooping is a hobby for him? Where the hell is this even going?
So pooping is a hobby for him? Where the hell is this even going?
KATAWA SHOUJO!
KATAWA SHOUJO!
"Even if it is pooping."
"Man, I want to slap those glasses of her face SO HARD right now. But I have to resist those urges. Another time, then."
"Thanks for the bleeding eardrum. Is this how Shizune went deaf?"
GOD, I HOPE NOT.
GOD, I HOPE NOT.
"You DO know that I have a boyfriend, right? And that you're porking my little sis? It ain't happening, Shortie. *click*"
I don't know what you were expecting out of that, Hisao.
I don't know what you were expecting out of that, Hisao.
Oddly the most feminine Akira looks at any point in the story.
Oddly the most feminine Akira looks at any point in the story.
Guess it runs in the misshapen family.
Guess it runs in the misshapen family.
"Because it's difficult to work a genki legless girl and her vind-" "Uh, I'm talking about my family." "Oh, right. What's up with that shit?"
"......Not good?" "Yea, not good."
Only to live with you a few months later.
Only to live with you a few months later.
"Girl doesn't appreciate a good circle jerk. Kids these days..."
"Fucking dad. Man, if I was in t-" "YOU'RE the nineteen year old here, right?" "Yea, sure, whatever."
Hope it makes you feel better about your sister going to live with your shitty parents. It's the least I could do.
Hope it makes you feel better about your sister going to live with your shitty parents. It's the least I could do.
It's not complicated. Really, the tea does most of the work.
It's not complicated. Really, the tea does most of the work.
Then this game just took a hard left turn into Depression Town. Again.
Then this game just took a hard left turn into Depression Town. Again.
"You don't want to end up killing yourself or anything stupid like that."
"Hurry before somebody sees you in your school uniform!"
Hisao being British count: way too goddamn high.
Hisao being British count: way too goddamn high.
"In fact, I think I recognize two of them. Why did Emi and Rin pick today for their picnic?"
"I'm pregnant. And you're the mother."
"I have always wanted to be a mother. I am so happy."
She's just repeating everything he says in this scene. When Hisao learned the Jedi Mind Trick, I have no idea.
She's just repeating everything he says in this scene. When Hisao learned the Jedi Mind Trick, I have no idea.
"Fucking Hanako. Why can't she be consistent wi-" "Lilly....what the fuck?"
Because nothing bad has happened when you two had a long distance phone conversation.
Because nothing bad has happened when you two had a long distance phone conversation.
Nnnnngggh. This game REALLY knows how to wring my emotions dry.
Nnnnngggh. This game REALLY knows how to wring my emotions dry.
Making what you did with her two to three times wildly illegal.
Making what you did with her two to three times wildly illegal.
It wouldn't have been all that. Who'd want to see Lilly in a yukata?.....*sniffle*....
It wouldn't have been all that. Who'd want to see Lilly in a yukata?.....*sniffle*....
NO COMIC RELIEF CHARACTERS. THIS IS A SAD MOMENT.
NO COMIC RELIEF CHARACTERS. THIS IS A SAD MOMENT.
Something really, really stupid.
Something really, really stupid.
They want to see you smile. You look like shit, and they wanna be there for you.
They want to see you smile. You look like shit, and they wanna be there for you.
"That's it? Your fucking girlfriend's moving? Can't believe I wasted my time with this shit. At least you've got a girlfriend. Been working this bitch dry for w..."
Let's leave her alone for a bit. The rest of the thread should do just fine.
Let's leave her alone for a bit. The rest of the thread should do just fine.
"Oh, shit. Is that a gun? I'd bet-oh, no. Where could I possibly hide?"

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By the way, I'm not posting the next update today. As I said in the Dragon Quest V thread, I put that shit behind me in the Persona 3 thread. I'm not playing catch-up with as many images as these.

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I'm not playing catch-up with as many images as these.

Shit, I guess I better post something then.

Um...

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My Little Katawa Shony? You have to put a lot of work into figuring out who's supposed to be who.

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My Little Katawa Shony? You have to put a lot of work into figuring out who's supposed to be who.

Only two I can figure out are Emi and Rin are supposed to be Rainb- I mean, I don't even know any MLP names.

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My Little Katawa Shony? You have to put a lot of work into figuring out who's supposed to be who.

Only two I can figure out are Emi and Rin are supposed to be Rainb- I mean, I don't even know any MLP names.

From left to right: Lilly, Hanako, Rin, Emi, Misha, Shizune.

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@smcn: I knew which KS character was, I was just saying that I don't know enough MLP characters to fill out which is which except for Rin and Emi.

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@smcn: I knew which KS character was, I was just saying that I don't know enough MLP characters to fill out which is which except for Rin and Emi.

Rarity, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle

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Part the 二十六番目
Part the 二十六番目

Today, we learn that the video I posted last time isn't indicative of where this feature's going. (But you do have to get the neutral ending to 100% the game. You still get all her scenes in the good ending (it's like that one ending in 999, only not complete bullshit), but you need to have the neutral ending if you want 100% completion, for whatever reason.)

And then Hisao and Shizune had sex with Misha.
And then Hisao and Shizune had sex with Misha.
"It's like they have practice with this kind of thing."
"Nakai, Hisao. Mysteriously went missing on th....this is today. What exactly is she planning?"
I wonder how you sign
I wonder how you sign "nya-ha-ha." I have to imagine it trips Misha up.
"Free will is an illusion, and we must stamp it out under the cold heel of an iron boot. LONG LIVE THE TYRANT."
Once again, I have trouble figuring out where Misha ends and Shizune begins.
Once again, I have trouble figuring out where Misha ends and Shizune begins.
Well, there were some periods of democratic monarchs in Lunar history. Fortunately, that mistake was soon corrected.
Well, there were some periods of democratic monarchs in Lunar history. Fortunately, that mistake was soon corrected.
Don't make Lilly pull Ikutsuki face on you. It's not pretty.
Don't make Lilly pull Ikutsuki face on you. It's not pretty.
"Where have you been all my life?"
Don't mind them, Hisao. They don't understand your taste in women.
Don't mind them, Hisao. They don't understand your taste in women.
It's less heartwarming when you realize it's a
It's less heartwarming when you realize it's a "pack your shit" gaze. It's also less effective when you factor in Lilly's blindness.
Despite the fact that you open this scene with your eyes closed.
Despite the fact that you open this scene with your eyes closed.
"Strong emotional bonds? I just don't understand kids these days."
"I don't know. We had to get out of there fast, so there wasn't enough time to see if she survived that knife to the thigh."
Shizune's dead, Lilly's leaving the country, and Akira has just realized that she's going to be alone with her sister for hours at a time. Smiles all around!
Shizune's dead, Lilly's leaving the country, and Akira has just realized that she's going to be alone with her sister for hours at a time. Smiles all around!
Hisao Nakai: never interested in knowledge.
Hisao Nakai: never interested in knowledge.
What an awkward housewarming gift the new owners are in for.
What an awkward housewarming gift the new owners are in for.
"Mm-hm. I saw the bottle of Hennessy hanging out of your bag and realized I'd never get another chance."
Oh. So they met at the movies. That's......uncomfortable.
Oh. So they met at the movies. That's......uncomfortable.
Got to agree with her on this one.
Got to agree with her on this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9a9ldC5uWk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9a9ldC5uWk
"And now they come back to taunt me at my most vulnerable moment. WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO!?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_VBFu9VLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_VBFu9VLY
A little soon to move onto another girl, isn't it?
A little soon to move onto another girl, isn't it?
"I'm suddenly reminded of when Hanako confided in me her plans for world domination."
"I'm gonna have to be wary of all the propaganda in the coming months."
I'm gonna like this shit.
I'm gonna like this shit.
He does no such thing.
He does no such thing.
........Hard to kick a guy when he's down. How about I simply le-
........Hard to kick a guy when he's down. How about I simply le-
Uh.....Hisao.....what are you thinking?
Uh.....Hisao.....what are you thinking?
This can't end well. There's absolutely no way this could possibly end well.
This can't end well. There's absolutely no way this could possibly end well.
"FUCK YOU, GATES. I'VE GOT A RELATIONSHIP TO SAVE."
"Wait a minute, this isn't the airport? Damn it. Let's try that again."
Much better.
Much better.
There was a friendly, but naive king...
There was a friendly, but naive king...
...who wed a very nasty queen.
...who wed a very nasty queen.
The King was loved BUUUUT the queen was feared.
The King was loved BUUUUT the queen was feared.
Til one day strolling in his court...
Til one day strolling in his court...
...an arrow pierced the kind king's heart.
...an arrow pierced the kind king's heart.
He lost his life AAAAAAND...
He lost his life AAAAAAND...
...his lady love.
...his lady love.

Also, in the category of "shit I wish I used earlier":

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Ah, just what I need to recuperate a day after wandering about the PAX show floor, a pictorial series about a video game detailing the romantic trials and tribulations of Japanese high school kids with various disabilities!

Actually a pictorial series about a video game detailing the romantic trials and tribulations of Japanese high school kids with various disabilities is probably a decent way to recuperate from pretty much anything.

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Actually a pictorial series about a video game detailing the romantic trials and tribulations of Japanese high school kids with various disabilities is probably a decent way to recuperate from pretty much anything.

Even today's update? How oddly meta.

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@video_game_king:

I haven't actually seen either today or yesterday's update yet. So sure?

Also:

I can beat that!