I'm pretty sure making this list will kill any future chances of getting free games. So why am I doing this? Because LOOK AT HOW MANY GAMES PEOPLE HAVE SIMPLY GIVEN ME FOR NO REASON! But first, a few rules:
ArbitraryWater decided to get me and Mento tied up in a duel of the blogs. It's currently ongoing.
Speaking of ArbitraryWater, he randomly decided to give this one to me. It's gonna be a while before I touch this, though. Why? Look above. Also, windowed mode is too much of a pain in the ass for me to play this game regularly.
It was being given away for free for a day, and I jumped the hell on board.
The first three and the Voxatron one. Might as well list off every game that includes. (Now, thanks to Chaser234, the Introversion one gets in here, too.) And with CharlesAlanRaliffe, I now have other ones I don't remember. Oh, and #8, courtesy of Bocam.
Or as close as I could get, given that it technically hasn't come out, yet, or whatever the hell the situation is.
Kyreo gave it to me back when he was doing podcasts, and back when I (kinda) listened to (some) podcasts.
For those of you pissed at me for this: you have LordXavierBritish to thank.
For those of you pissed at me for this: you have Geno to thank.
For those of you pissed at me for this: you have Geno to thank, again. Also, why are you pissed over THIS? Is it because this one got me on the community feed?
Another free giveaway. Awesome.
Again, LordXavierBritish and his weird Photoshop contests.
Vito_Raliffe gave me this one. I'm certain that CL60 is still pissed over this (in addition to being pissed about subscribers or something).
Geno. Again. Next.
OriginalPenguin gave this one to me, and now I'm regretting that I didn't choose Stacked.
OK, for this one, I got the points to get it instead of the game, but guess what I spent the points on? Hint: it wasn't Bastion and Sonic Adventure.
Turns out mosdl was handing out a Desura code, and I got this PLUS several other games.
All three games as part of a trilogy.
Both on Desura and Steam! Can I even run it? Probably not. But I need all the free games I can get!
Shout out to ZagZagovich for this one. He was doing a Russian exchange deal during the Christmas Steam sales, and I misunderstood that as "get free games". That misunderstanding soon became reality with this. The lesson? Being a spoiled brat always works out, and you don't have to pay for anything in life :P.
Turns out Gamer_152 was giving this away on Twitter, and I managed to nab it, despite not having a Twitter account.
Axxol was doing a Photoshop contest for this game, and I entered with this: http://bit.ly/tQkbHF . I guess that makes at least three of us who don't know what the fuck that is supposed to be.
Courtesy of mosdl.
A special Night of the Sexyface present, courtesy of RecSpec via Steam.
Won it through nintendoeats. Time to show those Solarian bastards who rules this galaxy. (Certainly isn't them.)
You have dankempster to thank for this one.
yoshimitz707 gave me this, perhaps hoping to train me to become a real Fruit Ninja. What exactly does that involve? Killing fruit or telling those Christian vegetables to piss off?
Branthog gave it to me as part of the Gerstmas celebrations, somehow reminding me of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yk8yJf0vRM">this</a>. I hope that the real Branthog guest starred in that particular episode of Family Guy.
Yet another game from mosdl, and yet another game I can't even run.
mosdl hands out a code on Twitter, and I'm the one who picks that shit up. Seems to happen a lot.
Another game I won in one of Vito's contests. Speaking of which...
Yet another one.
Courtesy of falpatrick.
Actually, I don't remember how the hell this ended up in my library.
Again, no clue.
Courtesy of wemibelec90.
See Cthulhu.
Courtesy of Animasta, presumably because she got tired of seeing me playing especially bad girl games. Wait, not presumably, because that's <a href="http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion/30/my-return-to-the-realm-of-the-feminine/555862/?page=last#reply_form">exactly what she said.</a>
A la KillyDarko.
Gamer_152 just gave it to me, but I prefer to think that he was wooed by my haiku about pigeons fucking.
Now this is an odd one. While TheHumanDove gave it to me, I used Bushwald Sexyface's email account to get it. So it's like they both gave it to me.
One day, StarFoxA messaged me "you want some free games?". Of course, I agreed, because clearly, I don't know any better.
See Sequence.
Courtesy of l3roken.
StarFoxA likes dumping these free games on me.
I think he's fattening me up....somehow.
StarFoxA even manages to find games I've never heard of.
Again, StarFoxA.
StarFoxA just loves dumping these things on me.
He keeps doing it.
Swoxx gifted me a premium membership, which somehow means I own Jeff Gerstmann. I can't think of anybody who would disapprove of this.
Courtesy of a code Ataribomb dropped in a random thread.
Shookems posted a code to the forums, and I picked it up 40 minutes later.
Squill2k4 posted a code in a thread, and I picked it up for no reason.
I want to say that Krakn3Dfx gave this to me, but let's pretend it's Facebook.
wemibelec90 was giving away some codes, and I picked this up, for reasons I will only comprehend later. (ArbitraryWater also gave me a copy, for reasons only he will comprehend.)
For Demoskinos,
to get Neverwinter Nights,
I wrote a haiku.
Winternet gave this to me out of NOWHERE. We'll see what becomes of it.
JJWeatherman posted something to the forums, and I just picked that shit up.
ArbitraryWater gave me this (along with the two following games) for writing a paragraph about N64 era platformers. Huzzah.
TorMasturba was giving it away.
narujoe93 gave it to me as a reward for posting this: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/7395/2488659-oh+god.png
Same with this.
Maybe it's best you see it for yourself:
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/steam-trade-walking-dead-1438606/
Courtesy of Rhaknar irresponsibly dropping them into the forums for all to enjoy.
