My Birthday Blog
By vidiot 13 Comments
It's my birthday today. I'm somewhere in my early 20's.
My license also expired today, so I went to renew it this morning. A few things happened, first I discovered that the a bunch of license offices had closed in the last few years in my state. Then, I actually was pulled over by a cop. I knew it was coming: I saw the car following me a few blocks, it was one of those cop cars without the lights or markings of a cop car.
Feeling doomed and prepared to show my expired license, my attention quickly changed as the cop got out of her car.
I won't lie. She was attractive. With few options dwindling, I turned to plan B and hoped for luck. Because this just happened a few hours ago, here's an accurate verbatim write up of the opening exchange, as well as what was going through my head at the time.
Me:
"Wow. You could pull me over any day of the week."
(WHAT?! THAT'S MY BEST OPENING LINE?! WHAT IS THIS?! AN EPISODE OF SCRUBS?! NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MING WOULD.....)
Attractive supermodel blonde cop:
"HAH! Thanks. So cutie, you know why I pulled you over? *giggle*"
(HOLY SHIT IT WORKED????!!!!! OF COURSE IT WORKED, THAT WAS A PHENOMENAL ICE BREAKER. I FUCKING ROCK.)
So yeah. I hit on the attractive blonde police officer.
It worked and I was able to drive away without anything. No license asked or anything, aside from an apologetic refusal to not have coffee with me "while on the job", and how the police in Washington State are awesome and are heroes. (We have had a few traumatic incidents with police being shot and killed recently.)
Thought I'd share this today. :P