Virago

Yeah, Aus doesn't get it until tomorrow, will let you know.

Thank you guys, I'm sure it'll get easier as I get used to it. I wish there was a respawn button for real life situations lol. I very much appreciate the advice! <3

I agree with @FancySoapsMan. However, as soon as that guy on the right opened his mouth, I wanted to slap him. 

I feel compelled to make tiny axes and shot guns for the ants to defend themselves.  This is pretty terrifying.

As a child of a recently divorced couple, I am new to the balancing attention thing. Here's an example: I'm returning to the US after a year abroad, and my mom bought a plane ticket from LA to hometown for me a month ago. That's all good. Then, father says "hey, I should drive down to LA and we can make a trip of it!" and I'm like, crap, I should've planned this out better. So I think I need to say "hey, lets go on a trip on this weekend", right? Balance out saying yes and saying no? It gets complicated because it was a pretty nasty break with pops being the bad guy, so while I don't hate him, I'm still kinda uncomfortable being around him. Apparently running away to another country didn't solve anything on my end.  So for the future, how do those of you with split parents handle situations like these, where one parent has offered one thing, and the other parent dishes up a conflicting offer?  
<3 V
 
P.S. After vehemently despising advice threads I now understand why they are created: Out of desperation and loneliness. I appreciate your kind words.

lol that's pretty epic. I'm even more confused than I was to begin with.

Thongs. Because they feel so good on my balls.

Yeah..... that was probably a dumb move. But hey, try it out and if you're happy, that's what matters.

Any sort of medical test results. So quit your whining and thank whatever deity you may or may not believe in that you have an education.