Games Jeff Played on the Labor Day Big Live Live Show
This is the part of the list feature where I cleverly restate the title of the list into sentence form; but I'm not going to do that. No, sir.
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Space! The first frontier of our Labor Day Big Live Live Show.
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This is a game where sound effects are considered songs and a man with a clapping hat is predominantly featured. The Clapping Hat Man appears after most every inning of baseball, quite elated, regardless of the inning's outcome.
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If throwing pies at dogs is your sort of thing, then Rabbit Rampage is your go-to game. Unfortunately, however, Jeff's copy buzzes. Buzzzzz. Buzzzz. Buuuzzzzzzzzzz.
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"Deep in the Mayan Jungle, a disappointing game is being produced". Jeff whips monkeys, gets spit on and falls into a pit!
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What would Conker be like if Nintendo had made it? It would be like this piece of shit.
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Sean Connery dies, and, unfortunately, Michael Clarke Duncan does, too. R.I.P.
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Did you know that bouncing balls, particularly of the red subspecies, are predators of the tank? Now you do!
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Jack on, or jackoff? It's debatable.
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Jeff defeated the ridiculously busty viking Helga, but was summarily beaten again and again, and again by Ickybod Clay.
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Nobody knows. Nobody.
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Jeff remarks, "I don't even want to play this ... It's a pile of crap ... Dude, fuck this game. Holy crap".
It's pretty bad.
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In the future world, the soundtrack to this game will be our elevator music.
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Jeff discovers that humping the Key Lock does not, in fact, unlock the Key Lock.
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We learn about Japan's own Gary Marshall, and how to pronounce "entertainment" in French, as the ROM fails to boot past the menu screens.
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Jeff plays Stormlord "for that bikini thing" and contends, "this game has Europe written all over it".
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Mirror match! In the green tights, Razor Ramon, in the purple tights, Razor Ramon!
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