I've done online with friends in small groups and it's been fine... I think just opening up to a larger crowd all at once is the issue. Sorry for the hassle everyone! It seems to be calming down a bit now
Also some of you are so generous with tips - that isn't necessary but I appreciate it!
Edit: Alright maybe it hasn't actually calmed down. How many turnips are some of ya'll buying each Sunday?? Haha!