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Stole a swan and shut it in an abandoned fridge.

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#2  Edited By WickedFather

Look at this drumkit I made out of old landmines.

That dildo you're driving up me with a hammer looks just like a 5 inch artillery shell.

Don't pull the trigger very hard so the bullets come out slowly and when I see them I'll duck.

Watch this tiger take a biscuit out of my mouth.

Daddy, I'm going to the police.

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@nasar7 said:

I never doubted this. But why are they digging it up now??

They need the space to bury all the XBones that aren't selling. This is a cyclical event.

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@humanity said:

Gitaroo Man is the single best music rhythm game ever made. It doesn't require defending, because it's brilliant. Not sure how many people even played it.

More than played Um Jammer Lammy. My defence is for Jumping Flash. Everyone thought it was lame, and so did I, then me and my friend really got into it.

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#5  Edited By WickedFather

I despise them. I've said it dozens of times how they're ruining games and are actually clever marketing but the blind won't listen. Now I just start games and use a tool to unlock all the achievements before playing. I wish it would let me delete them afterwards like you can do with Steam.

If you go to achievement sites you just have thread after thread of angry people saying how soul destroying achievement X is. Nobody there is enjoying their games.

Please don't attempt to reply to this with some reason in your head why achievements are sometimes a good thing and make you approach things in ways you might not have.

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From my gaming diary 2013:

Bully - 21st Jun - Fin 27th July 2:55pm. Loved it, especially the superb finale even though it was easy. Some of the errands were a right pain like putting kids in bins and escorting Christy back to the motel. Think I enjoyed it more than Red Dead Redemption.

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@spraynardtatum: Jaysus. I just read it. It's a bit gushy, innit.

Ogre titan is the best played Eastenders style. Dash them into a wall, electric smoke, big punch. Get arrrrt of my pub! Your not my muvvvahhhhh!

Railgun is easy to get 10 kills in with Last Titan standing. Stay to the back of your group, maybe particle shield then pick off the semi-beaten. The instant railgun I like a lot more than the charged. And get that electric smoke back on.

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Loads of times. First that comes to mind is when I was in a hotel bar and this girl thought I was pissing in a pint glass under the table and then drinking it. After about three pints she confonted me about it and said I was making her feel sick and was going to have me thrown out. Then I showed her that I had loads of cans in a bag under the table, you know... real classy, like.

And reader, I married her. (I didn't).

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It adds an enriching blanket of story over everything and turns what could have been a quick-to-stale shooter with mindless robots into a dynamic galaxy spanning space-opera that'll make you care about every member of your team and affect every decision you make. And bubble wrap everything in your house because so strongly will your heart strings be plucked that they'll resonate hard enough to shatter your entire reality.

It's days since I finished the campaign but every time I think of it I lose bladder control and no attempt to control the fire-hose of emotion below is possible because my fingers are trembling so much they may as well be made of spaghetti. Excuse me but I've got to try and regain my resolution, which is only 720p.

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If your friends are on the XBone then that might be a reason to get one. If you care about games then get the PS4.