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#1 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

Yes, even more selfish than my Shepard, who was a major cock. I mean I get it man, Citra is incredibly hot, and sure you can do basically anything you want on the island without anyone stopping you, but what the hell Jason. If you were just saying peace to your irritating friends (good call) that's fine, but THINK ABOUT YOUR DAMN MOM! You send Owen Wilson to deliver the news the terrible news to your mother that her two sons are dead, and the one that survived decided to stay on Pirate Island to run around in the trees and double team some tribal lady with Kanye West.

That kid could barely form a sentence, I can see it now. "Hey uh, Mrs. Brody, dude uhh Riley and Grant got smoked by the pirates and Jason is staying on the island. uhh sorry. You got any Cheetos?"

I know I wouldn't be able to make that call just because I ran around for a few days setting dudes on fire and saw some mediocre tits. But then again, I'm not Jason Brody. Also, was he dating Liza? I couldn't tell over the complete lack of chemistry and stone hearted goodbye.

I can't possibly be the only one caught off guard by his seemingly rushed goodbye. Think of your mom brah

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#2 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

On my iphone in EVERY playlist I have so no matter what when I shuffle one in the car or at a party this comes on. Thank you

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#3 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

What I really want to see are more like 45 minute to an hour game specific spoiler casts, and I agree with axeing new releases segment.

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#4 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

If RE6 doesn't win biggest disappointment I'll eat my hat.

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#5 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

God new iTunes sucks

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#6 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

@Seedofpower said:

I would assume by the thumbnail of the video that it is full of some of the worst people in the world. Therefore, I am not going to add to its view count by clicking on it.

These people are worse than the worst people in the world.

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#7 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

@Evilsbane said:

@WolfHazard said:

bonus points if you get to the milk part.

I got to it, I don't feel good about it...I don't even care if that was a joke fuck everyone involved in that!

but i mean like shit aside, how does that become the chorus to your shitty song?

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#8 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

sake bombs

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#9 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -

bonus points if you get to the milk part.

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#10 Posted by WolfHazard (667 posts) -
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It's okay, I want to leave Earth too.