Kewl Characters

They are characters.
...and they are Kewl.
It's their body language, their unforgetable quotes and behaviour that makes them who they are, wether if they're funny, or plain awesome.

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  • "OBJECTION!" I can't help it, there's something about this model's pose that makes me yell that. I've got to get over it... I know! I'll pretend it's saying something else. 'Why yes! The post office is over there! Good day sir!'

  • "Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself.. That is coffee."

  • "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel."

  • "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye,' and you were like [in low pitched voice]'No way,' Then I was all like 'We pretended we were going to murder you?'[sigh] That was great."

  • [when asked "about blood tests] Huh? What kind? Umm... well... I hear they take the, um, little bits in the blood, the... er... hemo... hemogl... Hermo... goblins... hobgob... Er...? Herma-goblin bobbin... I-I refuse to testify on this matter, sir! I'm no expert on blood tests!"

  • "I'll be right behind you... that armor, it is in good condition?"

  • "This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

  • "I'm going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you."

  • "The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a radioactive vampire and had radioactive waste dumped over my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a "mercenary". I prefer the title "cleaner of the gene-pool"."

  • "I like you boys. What you lack in brains, you make up in heart. Oh, and speaking of heart...bring me Batman's"

  • "Okay, Father Christmas, all the children are tucked in their beds."

  • Juno Eclipse: Am I going to see you again?

    Starkiller: If I can free the Rebels, they're going to need extraction. (looks over his shoulder at a worried Juno) Probably not, no.

  • "You'll never find 'em!"

    "I'll never stop looking"