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Deatly Cute Things

Don't let their huggable looks fool you, these lil guys can fuck up your day.

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  • Small, buck-toothed fellas that crawl around making ticking sounds as they make every effort to get close to you so they can blow up in your face. Even the ones without bombs can make your life miserable by breaking your barriers and eating your ammo.

  • A wind-up toy bomb with big eyes. It's all fun and games until they explode.

  • Stuck in a permanent :0 expression, they throw needles at you. Lots and lots of needles. How's that for acupuncture?

  • Tonberry is about to make you his bitch. Doink.

  • Not deadly, you say? They are if you're a little Chu. Get to the rocket. NOW.

  • Violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure feels good!

  • The most popular Pokemon, and one of the cutest. It might even let you hug it. Or give you enough voltage to run your PS3 for a decade if it doesn't let you.

  • An adorable little pink fluff-ball, Kirby can suck like no one's business. Not sure where the hell all the enemies he's swallowing go, though...

  • So crazy she shoots her own offspring to kill you. That's just hard-fucking-core.

  • Because J-pop idol schoolgirls hurling psychic projectiles at people makes sense.