This is just awesome... http://www.ag.ru/reviews/rage_2011

Hahah holy mother of fuck, that was great. Russian sure is funny! xD
 
No.

i dont get it

Brilliant.

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

@SeriouslyNow said:

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

Only if by "xenophobic humour" you mean a video game text review that's making fun of a game's ability to load textures.

I hope the fact that I could still read it perfectly with this "problem" is the point they were making.

I'd probably like part of it, just like I am liking part of Rage. Pretty damned good game, actually. None of the wemen in Subway town hold a candle to whom I assume was Hagar's daughter. Ginny was purty in Wellspring. In Subway town I think they all charge 50 dollars though... Others like Olive I'd maybe marry, but Janis is a straight rip from that borderlands DLC. Well that's Rage..Combat's rather good, hold's my attention, enjoying that. Competent racing happens. Something seems a bit shallow but this isn't Deus Ex;Human Rev. I assume that's all is in the review..right?

Huh...that's pretty clever.

lol, very clever. My pc version of Rage never had that issue though.

Haha, nice.

Of the many problems I had getting Rage to run, textures loading in slow wasn't an issue.

This is brilliant.

This really was the best review.

Nice!

Yeah that's pretty spot on.

Man, that was great. I didn't get it for a couple seconds, but then I was like "Ohhhhh! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

That's pretty awesome.

i just thought it was my browsers inability to render cyrillic...

@xobballox said:

Man, that was great. I didn't get it for a couple seconds, but then I was like "Ohhhhh! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

That's pretty awesome.

Yeah, I was a little lost at first.

@SeriouslyNow said:

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

Yep. Nailed it. Good job.

@slantedwindows said:

i just thought it was my browsers inability to render cyrillic...

What I thought until I translated the page.

@Cake said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

Is this meant to be some xenophobic humour?

Only if by "xenophobic humour" you mean a video game text review that's making fun of a game's ability to load textures.

Oh wait. I just enabled the site in noscript. I see it now. That is cool.

...I translated the page and I still don't get it.

Fantastic.

Great.

It's a really cool review.

Took me a second. Well-played, sir. Rats off to you.

This review has been censored by the state; there is no Russian word for Rage, and Putin doesn't want the people knowing what it is.

Genius!

Wow, that's pretty darn clever.

That is just excellent.

Wow. That's really clever. I had NoScript enabled at first so it didn't work lol!

That's amazing.

That's one of the best things I've ever seen. This is why magazines and newspapers are dying.

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Ahhhh I gets it...

Text was slowly loading, didn't see at first.

Too bad id just didn't release their day 6 patch on day 1. (There is no excuse for that, they could've fixed everything in 1 weekend of overtime b4 launch if they actually tested it.)

They could have avoided all this torture.

Texture loading is pretty much non-existant for me now, runs like a charm.

Now that my Rage rage has past I'm enjoying the game.

Brilliant, but after reading the (badly) translated review.. it kinda sucks. ;)

Oh man. I didn't even realize it before someone here said it. Very clever.

Ha, You have to wonder how long it look them to get that working.

Oh, I hit translate as soon as the page loaded, so I thought it was just Google translating it slowly.

@Cake: Thanks for spelling it out. I subconsciously noticed but I didn't put 2&2 together.

Haha! I just got it. Win, review.

Wow, were they really that pissed off about it?

@snide said:

This is brilliant.

i think they should fix the word pop in..... oh haha

Awesome review. Sums up Rage nicely.

I don't get it, but then I haven't played Rage. The text being all blurry was annoying though.

Chrome won't let me load the site. Sad day.

That was pretty great.

Oh shit. That's hilarious.