Resident Evil 5 follows series alum Chris Redfield as he journeys into West Africa with his new partner, Sheva Alomar, fighting Las Plagas-infested enemies called the Majini.
All right, I used to be a beautiful little soul. I had a loving mommy and a loving daddy and they wuved my very much!!! Until resident evil 5 grace my senses. Since i have no friends and no social life, i played by myself. I was all like "Chris looks cool, i mean he is so muscular that he can't put his arms down!!!" So i started playing, and that's when it all began... They kept trying to hurt me, all the ( ethically different ) people started attacking me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I thought i only had one of them on my side, my partner Sheva, but she was working undercover. Shes all like "OMG!!! did that Majini just give you a bad look, let me help!!!" and she whipped out the first aid and blasted it in my face. She kept waiting just a little bit while i was dying before healing me. And I swore she tried to cut me when i was dealing with a horde of dogs! She also went through ammo like a ( insert fav ethnic group ) eating ( fav ethnic group's fav food!) But you gotta love her!!!! P.S. I wonder if they add white robe with a white, pointy hat if that would keep her in line P.S.S. If anyone is offened by that, don't shoot me and my white skin!
You are a most dynamic individual. I know you aren't serious, but, come on, his whole blurb at the top has nothing to do with his topic! It's just inane rubbish!
You are a most dynamic individual. I know you aren't serious, but, come on, his whole blurb at the top has nothing to do with his topic! It's just inane rubbish!"
You are a most dynamic individual. I know you aren't serious, but, come on, his whole blurb at the top has nothing to do with his topic! It's just inane rubbish!"
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"Thouth who has dealt thou scorn on this forum with have thou scorn dealt back upon them as thou will be a boomerang that shallith returnith to thou one who lobithed the boomerangAnd for those thou have bestow the greastest of praise on me thou shall be blessed with fat wives and super child.Ye oldest of ye english language is for thou best way to dealith out they pain and pleasure!!!!!!"
If you're going to use Early Modern English use it correctly.
Honestly, this begins to irk me. I never understand the concept of racism nor does it makes sense. The question is: why the fuck are people bitching about minor issues such as this so-called racism when white guys kill black zombie guys? but everyone seems to sit quiet when white guys shoot white zombie guys.
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